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Marilyn Sands 
Vladimir Putin reveals his fetishes as Jiminy Cicadas listens-in & reports back to Joe Biden! PART 3: The Finale Taking notes per President Biden’s orders, Jiminy Cicadas hides … Read more
You’ve heard of a ‘Fly on the Wall’ – well, Jimmy Cicadas went 1st Class in President Biden’s pocket on his 1st Overseas trip (Part 2). Now back … Read more
You heard of a fly on the wall – well, Jiminy Cicadas is going 1st Class in President Biden’s pocket on his first overseas trip! President Biden left … Read more
Listen in as Bill & Melinda Gates split heirs with their mating call for new suitors. At home with Bill & Melinda, comprising their mating call for new … Read more
Exposing yourself by taking your mask off for the very first time is traumatic! I always loved comic Johnny Carson‘s great joke: “Last night it was so cold…the … Read more
Singing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged – but take off your mask first! The Old Normal is gone, belt out the New Normal in Song (Broadway Musicals … Read more
Who Wants to Be a Billionaire? Listen in as Bill & Melinda Gates Split Heirs. At home with Bill & Melinda Gates…#1 BILL I guess it’s time to … Read more
At 6 feet apart – with this gig, it’s Slim Pickins! An exclusive anonymous expose on the pickpocket trade during a pandemic. With Covid – it’s murder out … Read more
Nix on Netflix movie choices for me – there will be blood! Dear Netflix, I’m pretty ticked off when you try to analyze my viewing habits & assume … Read more
In this, perhaps (?) my last trump article, I ask: Who knew Trump left residual effects? See if you have immunity! After spoofing Trump’s lawless shenanigans for 5 … Read more
