Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"! My Life as a Funny Girl is on amazon.com/dp/1733487417 "Living proof you don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"! And yes, this bio is my OBIT too! haha

2021 or Bust: This Will Be the First Year I Don’t Need to…

By Marilyn Sands, December 29, 2020December 29, 2020

2021 or Bust: Other than Claustrophobia & Barnacles – think of this new free time as simplifying your life! As strange as it may seem, there are advantages … Read more

How You Can Tell You’re Depressed During COVID: Top 10

By Marilyn Sands, December 23, 2020December 22, 2020

Come back here! Here’s your 10 chances to laugh during COVID, and then you’re on your own! Here’s my Top 10 clues to tell if you’re depressed during … Read more

Our Normal & New Normal in Song Titles #2

By Marilyn Sands, December 11, 2020January 26, 2021

Singing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged – but take off your mask first & belt out the New Normal in song! Up is down, down is up … Read more

GOOD THINGS That Happened Under Trump’s Watch: Top 10

By Marilyn Sands, December 4, 2020December 4, 2020

Besides bragging about his ‘massive dumps’ – Turns out, Trump really does have a Legacy! It’s hard to believe, but true – Trump’s done some good things, and … Read more

Embedded with the Bidens: January 20, 2021

By Marilyn Sands, November 25, 2020November 23, 2020

We can’t get to January 20, 2021 soon enough – but while we wait, let’s listen in to what could be the Biden’s first night in the White … Read more

‘Color Me a Fool’ – Mayor Giuliani’s Fall from Gracie Mansion

By Marilyn Sands, November 24, 2020November 23, 2020

Formerly known as “America’s Mayor,” Giuliani has come a long way since he resided at Gracie Mansion. While dyeing to be a loyal lawyer, Rudy Giuliani takes on … Read more

Listen In: Nancy Pelosi & Chuck Schumer Discuss Whether Trump Will Self-Pardon

By Marilyn Sands, November 16, 2020November 16, 2020

Exclusive! We’ve obtained this very interesting transcript of a discussion among top Dems about the possibility of a ‘self-pardon’ by Trump. NANCY PELOSI So, do you think he’s … Read more

Lame Duck a L’Orange Recipe

By Marilyn Sands, November 8, 2020November 8, 2020

A 4-year search for the most requested recipe for flipping this bird is now revealed for your satirical pleasure: LAME DUCK a L’ORANGE 1 LAME DUCK Suggested Stuffing … Read more

The Russian Connection Election Blues… I Mean Reds!

By Marilyn Sands, November 6, 2020

As Donald Trump lawyers-up – listen in as his Russian connection, Vladimir Putin, tries to ghost him on his way out of the White House! As Trump struggles … Read more

The Waiting Game: The Election Results Need to Come to a Head

By Marilyn Sands, November 4, 2020November 4, 2020

The waiting game for both pregnancy terms and election results is the same, or at least it can seem that way! My second baby was a week & … Read more