Probe Launched by Justice Department Careens Wildly Out of Control
Houses were slammed into by a probe that veered wildly off course, say authorities. A probe launched by the Justice Department veered off course and slammed into houses … Read more
Latin – It’s Not Dead Yet
Another transcript — not the one you’re thinking of — shows that lack of knowledge of Latin may be what ends up bringing down Trump. The news coming … Read more
Don’t Feel Up to Carving and Cleaning Your Pumpkins? Let Vegan Zombies Do It for You!
Save yourself the mess and the stress of making your families jack-o-lanterns this Halloween; let Vegan Zombies do it for you! Our non-brain eating team of eager un-deads … Read more
GOP Storms Deposition to Protest Non-Blowjob Impeachment
Impeachment should be reserved only for high crimes and “miss demeanors,” like Miss Lewinsky, say deposition invaders. Republican congressmen stormed a deposition related to the impeachment hearings today, … Read more
Where Trump’s Kakistocracy Can Find a Good Farm Policy
Trump is running a kakistocracy that can’t do anything right, and that includes farm policy. Government by the rich is called plutocracy. Government by police power is autocracy. … Read more
Quid Pro Quo: a Poem
He thought it was a “perfect” trade A “favor” for our U.S. aid, A common method to persuade, The way our foreign policy’s made. You can’t expect that … Read more
Trump: Photographic Evidence of ‘Hollywood Collusion’
Trump claims he has photographic evidence of “Hollywood collusion,” proving the Mueller hearings were “fake news.” Donald Trump today doubled-down on his claim that the Mueller hearings were … Read more
NEW! Just in Time for Halloween Snacking! The ‘Gourmet Zombie Guide to International Fine Dining’!
A zombie fine cuisine guide to Halloween snacking. Due to the success of our hugely popular Gourmet Zombie Guide to Fine Dining in America, we are coming out … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/21/19
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
