Justin Trudeau Denies Ted Cruz was Ever Born in Canada
Waves of revulsion overwhelm Canada after claims that Ted Cruz was actually born in Calgary OTTAWA, CANADA — Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau today forcefully insisted at a … Read more
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Jesus Shaves! Paul Ryan’s ‘Muslim Beard’ Sparks Shaving Craze Among Patriotic Americans
‘Facial hair is the work of Allah himself,’ proclaims new ‘Jesus Shaves!’ Republican movement, who criticize Paul Ryan. MOBIL, AL — Throughout Appalachia and the American south today … Read more
2016: What to Expect
We here at Durstco have compiled a political forecast for 2016 It’s hard to believe, but we’re on the brink of another presidential election year. Let us pray. … Read more
Candidate Holiday Traditions
Each presidential candidate has his/her own unique way of celebrating the season, and we have uncovered them all for you! It’s the most wonderful time of the year. … Read more
Bright Sides to the Perpetual Campaign
The ‘Campaign That Never Ends’ is actually a pretty entertaining reality TV show. Easy to tell the end of summer the year before a presidential election is nigh, … Read more
The Donald, Warts and All
Only in America: The Donald “Like any hardworking American male, when I come home and my $800 dinner’s not presented to me, I go absolutely insane, okay?” — … Read more
A Day in the Life of ‘The Donald’
The Donald, likely an insult comic in another life, sits like a King. Paul Lewis, a British journalist at The Guardian best known for his award-winning investigation into … Read more
Bernie Sanders Tells N.Y. Times Reporter to ‘F*CK OFF!’
New Body-Language Translator™ reveals Bernie Sanders and others’ innermost thoughts NEW YORK – Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders (I-Vt) indulged in a fiesta of vulgarity yesterday when responding to … Read more
Trump Challenges Opponents to ‘Biggest Dick’ Contest
‘Let the biggest dick win,’ said Trump. ‘Which of course would be me. I am the greatest, most classiest dick of all time.’ NEW YORK – Donald Trump … Read more
Presidential Limericks for 2016
Humor Times Poet Laureate Michael Egan composes political tributes to the 2016 candidates Chris Christie Chris Christie’s all done, let’s be clear. From New Jersey we’ve nothing to … Read more
