Barron Trump Enrolls at Trump University
According to online rumors, Barron Trump was rejected by Harvard – but luckily he had a solid backup. 19-year-old Barron Trump, scion of President Donald J. Trump and … Read more
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Don’t Reign on My Parade!
Top 10 things our humble Emperor plans for his parade day on Constitution Avenue, celebrating his birthday! Sparing no tax-payer expense, I hear there’ll be Rocket Launchers, Missiles, … Read more
Little Donnie’s Ponzi Playdate #8
Step right up folks & see the Con work the origins of The Art of the Deal with his Ponzi Playdate! Little Donnie #8: Ponzi Playdate MRS. TRUMP … Read more
The Buck Never Stops Here!
The Buck Never Stops Here: The Emperor not only doesn’t have any clothes – he doesn’t even have a Desk Plaque! President Harry S. Truman said, “The Buck … Read more
America’s Embarrassing Learning Curve: 2024 Election Takeaways!
Election takeaways: Top 10 things I’ve pre-tested that guarantee to keep me from living in El Salvador! We all have our election takeaways: theories on what went wrong … Read more
Where Disillusioned Trump Voters Got It Wrong: Their Top 13 Sheepish Sayings That Even Confucius Would Envy!
Disillusioned Trump voters spout conflicting messages that may land in Fortune Cookies! It’s very evident that the political tides are starting to turn in the other direction. That’s … Read more
Dear Ivanka, Come & Get Him!
“Dear Ivanka” – My painful true story to disqualify her father as President & take us out of our misery! Dear Ivanka, Of all the family, I’m writing to … Read more
Canadians Give Cold Shoulder to ‘Americanization’ & Get the Last Laugh!
Top 10 Reasons why Canadians want to stay Canadian & freeze their asses off, rejecting Americanization! If Canada gave in to Americanization, it doesn’t mean they wouldn’t still freeze … Read more
JD Vance Launches Online Etiquette School, ‘Thank Youniversity’
The grand opening of VP Vance’s new online etiquette school will teach the nuances of using the phrase “thank you.” In an interview with Faux News following his … Read more
Little Donnie & His Lawless Band of Yes Men! #7
A peek into Little Donnie Trump’s childhood: an early indication of things to come – with a little help from his friends! #7 Listen in as Mrs. Trump … Read more
