Trump Announces ‘Doctor’ Tour
NEW YORK — After a wildly successful appearance on the Dr. Oz show to discuss his extraordinary health, Donald Trump has announced that he plans to visit many more distinguished “doctors” … Read more
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Donald Trump’s Candidacy Causes Shake-up in Heaven
Spirits supporting Trump hold a rally St. Peter: (Telepathically texting a message to Archangel Michael) “Can you take a squadron of your angels and see what all the … Read more
Crash & Burn & Repeat: The Presidential Race
You’ve heard the term “accident waiting to happen?” This presidential race is one long “accident waiting for a break in the action.” We might as well be watching … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/13/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Is Trump the Drug Cartels’ Choice for President?
Drug cartels and coyotes look to modernize their businesses with Trump’s help. Prepared for the worst, the Mexican military and the U.S. Secret Service are totally baffled that … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/4/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/1/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Breaking: Donald Trump to Dump Melania, Hold ‘First Lady Pageant’
The “Dump Trump” campaign becomes “Dump Melania” campaign, after her immigration documents were found to be falsified. Just as Trump released more invective from the fictional world he … Read more
News of the Future: Trump’s Wall Visible from Space
The wall President Trump built on the Mexican border is now the second man-made object visible from outer space. Dateline: May 23, 2019 The orbiting space station has … Read more
Assembling Trump’s Dream Team
Donald Trump is no ordinary candidate, and he richly deserves this extraordinary Dream Team. Any politician angling to be president has to appear believable while wearing many hats. … Read more
