America’s Embarrassing Learning Curve: 2024 Election Takeaways!
Election takeaways: Top 10 things I’ve pre-tested that guarantee to keep me from living in El Salvador! We all have our election takeaways: theories on what went wrong … Read more
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Other Stuff in Kristi Noem’s Stolen Purse
More has come out about the contents of Kristi Noem’s stolen purse. Celebrating the 10,000th American citizen swept of the streets and dispatched to the COTEC mega-prison in … Read more
Easter Bunny Explains Why There Were ‘No Damn Free Eggs This Easter’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Easter Bunny breaks silence: No free eggs because “They cost too damn much! Bitch at Trump, not me.” The venerable Easter Bunny, … Read more
What Is Behind Trump’s Lust for Greenland?
Trump’s view is that his every desire should be met with surrender, which explains a lot about his lust for Greenland. President Donald Trump has never been able … Read more
Sit. Stay. Revolt. A Service Dog Uprising!
Federal workers unleash service dog uprising in response to return-to-office mandate. At 8:30 a.m. on day one of the federal return-to-office mandate, a golden retriever named Monroe vomited … Read more
MAGA Emergency Kit – Act Now Before Sanity Is Restored!
On sale now, the MAGA Emergency Kit: Order now before the price doubles thanks to tariffs. By Nellie Bern On sale now for the low-low price of $19.99 … Read more
4-Minute Interview with White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt
Interview with Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt. Part of an ongoing series conducted by Humor Times Conservative Capitol Correspondent Llib Epot. Conservative Capitol Correspondent Llib Epot: Thanks for the … Read more
After Illegal Aliens, Trump Plans to Deport Democrats
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President Trump hinting that he will soon try to deport Democrats. At a “copter talk” question-and-answer today, President Trump let slip that, … Read more
‘FOMP’ – a Fantastic New Word
By Jack Seybold, as heard from Donald Trump Fomp, right? It’s a fantastic new word that just came out of my mouth. – Donald Trump “Fomp,” right? It’s … Read more
Pros of the Robot Apocalypse
There’s no use whining about the coming robot apocalypse — look at the bright side! Everyone is whining about how robots are taking over and the coming robot … Read more
