Karl Rove to GOP: Fight Gay Marriage Like We Fought Abortion
“Regulate gay marriage out of existence, chip by chip, until in practice nothing’s left but the closet.” – Karl Rove WASHINGTON, DC – GOP political strategist and former … Read more
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Lost Journal: Mother Fills Empty Nest with Larry Bird
Journal entry: December 27, 1989 (age 20) – Empty Nest Something is terribly wrong with my mother. I’m home on Christmas break from SUNY Oswego, and I was … Read more
Kim Kardashian: The Ultimate Interview
Notes on Kim Kardashian and her Rolling Stone interview TV personality, selfie specialist, sex tape extraordinaire, model, mother, brand ambassador and the first female to obtain planning permission … Read more
Interview with God – A Humor Times Exclusive
Saying He is “misunderstood,” God took the form of a Chihuahua to meet our reporter in Death Valley. Reporter: (texting madly) “Okay, James, big joke. Here I am … Read more
Prince Releases Anti-GOP Track
A fan of Bernie Sanders, Prince rocks anti-Republican message. The artist formerly known as relevant is back. Prince has came a long way since appearing on those Rice … Read more
Same-Sex Marriage = Same-Day Carnage
Will the legalization of same-sex marriage destroy the world, as pundits claim? An alien invasion. Labor camps for heterosexuals. Man-dog marriage, followed by man-dog babies… If you think … Read more
South Dakota County Clerk Marries Dog, As Promised
“It’s a relief to finally come out of the kennel, but this is a little weird” – Butchy-Wutchy, lucky county clerk dog hubby. SIOUX FALLS, SD — A … Read more
Humor Times Columnist Paul Lander Takes 2nd Place in National Contest
“Our second place winner is laugh out loud funny” – contest judges Last month, we reported that Paul Lander, author of the periodic “Ripping the Headlines Today” column … Read more
Brian Williams’ New Book: Exclusive Sneak Peek!
An exclusive pre-publication look at ‘Insincerely Yours’ by Brian Williams People, are you ready for a treat? Here’s a first look at Brian Williams’ new book Insincerely Yours, … Read more
Northern States Threaten to Secede from Union and Join Canada
At summit, N.E. governors say they’ll secede from the south: ‘Enough is enough!” BOSTON, MA — The New England Governors’ Conference (NEGC) yesterday issued a “heart-felt and unanimous” … Read more
