The Could Care Less Party
All show and no substance, but the GOP could care less All of America should drop to its knees and thank the GOP for attempting to provide us … Read more
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Mystery Solved! Chief Justice John Roberts Has a Conscience After All
As the pundits go crazy trying to figure out just what made the very conservative Supreme Court Justice John Roberts place a very un-conservative decision into President Obama’s … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: Chinese in Space & More
The White House softball team played a game against a lobbyist group for marijuana legalization Friday. What a great match-up. Inside sources reveal that the president’s team lost … Read more
Nationwide Bake Sales Expected to Make Millions for Obama Campaign
Romney backers suspicious of brownie ingredients Organizers for the Obama camp are currently making plans to hold bake sales in cities all across America for the sole purpose … Read more
Republicans Object to Obama Immigration Move as Blatantly Helping His Re-Election Chances
Making popular decisions in an election year gives him an unfair advantage, they charge Republican leaders in Congress today denounced President Obama’s move to change immigration policy as … Read more
National Teacher of the Year Gives Obama A+ in Citizenship
A California teacher was named Teacher of the Year in April and as part of the distinction was flown to Washington, D.C. to receive the award from none … Read more
Birthers Turn Sites on Romney
‘His ad featuring him speaking a rather fluent Spanish is most suspicious,’ says new Birthers group leader Orly Taitz Birthers, that group of doubters that insisted (some still … Read more
Truck Spills Thousands of Gallons of Beer, Obama Declares Day of Mourning
A semi truck carrying thousands of gallons of beer overturned in Volusia County early Tuesday morning, spilling beer over the northbound lanes of I-95. Police say hundreds of … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: GOP & More
Donna Summer died Friday, saddening Baby Boomers who danced at discos to her songs in the Seventies. What an era. Every night we’d wave our arms and sway … Read more
