The Donald on How He Trumped Hillary
Overheard in the spin room after the debate, as Donald Trump spoke to reporters… I just debated all over her, about the economy, I was very strong in … Read more
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Mike Pence Comes Out Against Many Other Words Besides ‘Deplorable’
‘Vice President’ is one of many other terms Trump’s running mate, Mike Pence, says are offensive. NYC — Mike Pence, GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump’s running mate, told … Read more
Trump Announces ‘Doctor’ Tour
NEW YORK — After a wildly successful appearance on the Dr. Oz show to discuss his extraordinary health, Donald Trump has announced that he plans to visit many more distinguished “doctors” … Read more
Donald Trump’s Candidacy Causes Shake-up in Heaven
Spirits supporting Trump hold a rally St. Peter: (Telepathically texting a message to Archangel Michael) “Can you take a squadron of your angels and see what all the … Read more
Is Trump the Drug Cartels’ Choice for President?
Drug cartels and coyotes look to modernize their businesses with Trump’s help. Prepared for the worst, the Mexican military and the U.S. Secret Service are totally baffled that … Read more
Breaking: Donald Trump to Dump Melania, Hold ‘First Lady Pageant’
The “Dump Trump” campaign becomes “Dump Melania” campaign, after her immigration documents were found to be falsified. Just as Trump released more invective from the fictional world he … Read more
News of the Future: Trump’s Wall Visible from Space
The wall President Trump built on the Mexican border is now the second man-made object visible from outer space. Dateline: May 23, 2019 The orbiting space station has … Read more
Trump’s New Strategy: Going After Ignored Demographics
Trump takes his campaign in a bold new direction Trump’s new team has come up with a unique strategy, going after ignored demographics. The first group they have … Read more
Bill Maher Says He’ll Give Up Pot If Trump Wins
‘It’s just too sobering a thought,’ says political comic Bill Maher, lighting up, for now. NEW YORK – Real Time host Bill Maher, an outspoken advocate of pot … Read more
Trump Campaign Brings Panic, Prosperity
Uncertain citizens’ panic translates to prosperity for those who take advantage Trump’s candidacy and the resultant panic it has inspired has sparked an unexpected and remarkable surge in … Read more
