‘Unusual Urges’ Cited: Man Sues Big Pharma Due to Side Effect of Popular Drug
Dispatches From SNN (Slobovian News Network) Man sues drug maker, saying that “unusual urges” caused him to break into a zoo and attempt to have sex with a … Read more
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Supreme Court Grants Trump Blanket Immunity
Future News: Blanket immunity granted, SCOTUS is in ex-president’s pocket again. The Supreme Court of the United States announced today their decision in the case of Trump v. … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/4/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even about Richard Dreyfuss going off on LGBTQ+ people, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
Trump’s Pecker Pulled 34 Times, but Who’s Counting?
Melania Trump gives Donald a reason to sleep on the couch, 34 times! After an historic day in court Donald, faces Melania & her cold Goulash — 34 … Read more
Future News: Trump in Stir Creates a Stir
Who knew? Trump in stir is causing quite a stir. Inmate 21324 at Odds with Prison Management Future News (Sept. 8, 2024): Former President Donald J. Trump, sentenced … Read more
Convicted Trump Asks Witch Doctor for Help to ‘Rain Vengeance’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Breaking News, Five-Star Extra-Special Edition: Trump seeks help to “rain vengeance” upon his enemies. According to SNN damnation reporter Mortalle Synne, upon … Read more
Alito’s Wife Flew a Flag for KKK & Other Causes
Alito’s neighbors suggest that Mrs. Alito flew a flag for the KKK and is an active, dues-paying member to this day. Photographic evidence reveals that Associate Justice of … Read more
Donald Trump NOT GUILTY… of Farting!
Defending Trump’s farting in court is a Gas! WARNING: Reading this treatise on farting may cause raucous giggles from 6 year olds! I may be alone in this, … Read more
Bookie of the Stars Sets Odds on Donald Trump Conviction
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The odds on a Donald Trump conviction in the New York hush money trial have been set. Place your bets! According to … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/27/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even about the Kristi Noem ban, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
