Santa for Congress
Due to global warming, Santa has relocated to Queens, where he’s been offered tax incentives and has launched a “Santa for Congress” campaign. The first verified proof of … Read more
Republicans
How to Be a Republican
For those unsure of their ideological leaning, here’s an easy way to determine whether or not you’re a Republican. Fifty years ago, it was fairly easy to tell … Read more
The State of the Union Aftermath
We’ve survived two years of Trump and a massive government shutdown — but can we survive the SOTU aftermath? The president gave a pretty good facsimile of a … Read more
Editorial: So-Called ‘President’
The failing, so-called president* I can’t even refer to him as the “president” anymore, without an asterisk. He’s just the “failing, so-called president*” to me. SAD!!! The evidence … Read more
Proudly Presenting Present Presidential and Pundit Political Poetry
Present Presidential and Pundit Political Poetry Maria Butina, a Russian lass who loves guns also happens to have a nice set of buns. So she came to America … Read more
Machiavelli’s Job Application
Trump and Machiavelli: A match made in heaven Dear Mr. Trump, I was delighted to receive your Tweet! To answer your questions, I have taken the liberty of … Read more
Monetizing the White House
There are many possibilities for monetizing the White House, but Donald Trump has not quite considered them all. We’re here to help. Money. Moolah. Cash. Dough. Scratch. Dinero. … Read more
Beware of the Real Gremlins This Season
The real spine-chilling gremlins of the season are the office-seeking politicians of the extreme right, demanding votes on Election Day. As we enter another long season of direful … Read more
A Bawdyhouse of Bad Right-Wing Ideas, Including Big Fees on Public Protests
Latest right-wing atrocity would snuff out your Constitutional right to free speech and assembly by putting an exorbitant fee on public protests. Ideally, elections are about ideas. In … Read more
The Midterm Intervention
It’s a hoary old chestnut, but this midterm election may really be the most important of our lifetime. It’s such a hoary old chestnut, the phrase should be … Read more
