High Egg Prices Spawn First Billionaire Chicken
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) World’s first billionaire chicken able to achieve extreme wealth due to high egg prices and ingenious use of AI. In an exclusive … Read more
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Elon Musk: USAID a ‘Crazy Waste of Money Going to Shithole Countries’
Musk says USAID “principally funds three of five shithole countries and the violent assailant of our ally, Vladimir Putin.” Trump Sugar Daddy and dom Elon Musk said Monday … Read more
Exclusive: Trump Has His Hands in the U.S. Cookie Jar! Little Donnie #6
Don’t be fooled, emptying Federal Buildings & shaking the bushes is a cookie jar Power Grift Grab & Little Donnie’s mother saw it first! TOP 10 EXCUSES LITTLE … Read more
Trump to Deport Errant Golf Balls
By Tom Busillo New Trump Executive Order directs authorities to forcibly deport “defective” golf balls from his rounds at Bedminster. President Donald J. Trump yesterday signed an Executive … Read more
Elon Musk’s DOGE Initiative Says to America, ‘You’re Fired!’
DOGE Initiative calls for “going back to square one,” which may hurt most Americans, but help billionaires, “the ones who count.” Speaking to a gaggle of alt-right media … Read more
Trump to ‘Boost Efficiency’ by Offering Workers a Buyout
Offer is part of DOGE plot to rid America of federal employees entirely, or as Musk says, “boost efficiency” in government. To help “boost efficiency” in government, the … Read more
Minnesota Nice Tommy Ellis Interviews Store Owner Jim Jasper
Wherein our new ‘Minnesota Nice’ talk radio host Tommy Ellis (Jerry Duncan is taking a well-deserved break) interviews store owner Jim Jasper. ANNOUNCER Ladies and gentlemen, it’s the … Read more
With Inspectors General Gone, Problems Are Solved, Says Trump
Axing the nation’s Inspectors General means all issues of waste and fraud are fixed, new/old prez declares. Even the tiniest bit of waste, fraud, abuse, and misconduct has … Read more
New Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt Holds First Briefing, Questions the ‘Necessity’ of Congress
New Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt says Trump has decided that “Congress is not really necessary,” and may be shuttered. Meeting with an expanded roster of reporters, new Trump … Read more
Little Donnie Wins ‘Milk Monitor’ for the 2nd Time!
Little Donnie #5: Feeling omnipotent after a big landslide win as Milk Monitor a 2nd time, Little Donnie Trump struts his stuff in the classroom. MILK MONITOR: Back in … Read more
