WikiLeaks: Inside Look at Assad’s ‘Historic’ Meeting with Putin
Assad and Putin have a good laugh at U.S. expense The famed web expose site WikiLeaks scored a mammoth coup this week with its hidden camera surveillance of … Read more
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Alabama Judge: ‘Let Hunters Gun Down Death Row Inmates’
‘Why go to Africa to kill lions? We’re running out of execution drugs, let them hunt death row inmates here!’ says judge MOBILE, AL – County Judge Arabella … Read more
Disney: New ‘Star Wars’ Will Be a Musical
Enjoy a sneak peek at some of the songs Disney is including in the new Star Wars musical! Unbeknownst to the press and we Star Wars geeks, Disney … Read more
Huckleberry Finn Shot Dead by Missouri Cops
Police say Huckleberry Finn was spotted floating down the Mississippi with a fugitive African-American immigrant agricultural worker. HANNIBAL, MO – Lovable scamp Huckleberry Finn, whose childhood “adventures” were … Read more
The GOP Bowl
The playoffs continue, with the GOP on Fox… “New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady threw his support behind GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump … [and] says he thinks … Read more
Donald Trump Blasts Biblical Moses as ‘Incompetent and Weak’
Famed lawgiver called ‘a yuuuge loser who didn’t have a clue how to negotiate’ by Trump NYC — Donald Trump says that his famous inability to cite a … Read more
Putin’s Pugnacious Presence Punitively Preempts Syrian Proceedings Plight
Also, Putin ponders perhaps plundering Obama and other world leaders were sitting around the UN private lounge contemplating what to do about the Syrian crisis that was disturbing … Read more
Watch: Bernie Sanders Takes a Stand on Pizza
Bernie Sanders ‘feeling the bern’ of poor pizza slice distribution Today, Democratic candidate and self-proclaimed socialist Bernie Sanders was “feeling the bern” of poor pizza slice distribution. Sanders … Read more
NASA: California Now Above Mars on Water Scarcity List
California drought, paired with discovery of water on Mars, forces NASA reappraisal. The day after NASA announced they had found water on Mars, the agency revised its list … Read more
GOP: Pope a Secret Muslim?
Republican leaders have many concerns about the Pope’s place of origin, such as: Do Argentinean bears really do it in the woods? WASHINGTON, DC – Like the composition … Read more
