Sarah Huckabee Sanders Assails VP Harris for Her Lack of Humility
“Harris has nothing to keep her humble,” says Governor Sanders, “unlike me, with a face like Mrs. Potato Head.” Addressing the student body at Central High School in … Read more
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In Wake of Latest Assassination Attempt, GOP Leaders Vow to Change Laws
Cries to revamp gun laws have arisen from both Trump and DeSantis in wake of second assassination attempt. On July 1, 2023, Florida became the 26th U.S. state … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Donald Trump Post-Debate
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews former president Donald Trump, post-debate. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY … Read more
Elon Musk to Implant Chip in Trump’s Brain
Former president said to be thrilled by prospect of life extension offered by use of implant. Donald Trump says he’s “excited” by Elon Musk’s proposal to have a … Read more
Trump-Harris Debate Spurs Phobic Episodes Across America
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Experts say the recent presidential debate spurred episodes of “Politico-dysphemistico-phobia” throughout the nation. According to SNN Psychophobia reporter Dr. Giselle Frontal Lobotomie, … Read more
Laura Loomer Seductively Leans into Trump as Suspicions & Trousers Rise!
Top 10 Reasons why conspiracy enthusiast Laura Loomer flies on Trump’s plane & cozies up like she owns the place! Donald Trump says Laura Loomer is a free … Read more
Trump Endorses ‘Steel-Cage Grudge Match’ Between Alt-Right Figures
Friction between two Trump female advisors has prompted him to suggest that they face off in a steel-cage grudge match. In a post on X (formerly Twitter) on … Read more
Kamala Wiped the Floor with Donald!
Listen in as Donald Trump, slumped & spent after Kamala wiped the floor with him, returns home looking for Melania! DONALD TRUMP Melania! Melania! SILENCE TRUMP Melania! Damn … Read more
‘United States of Trump’ Sounds Better, Says Candidate
Ex-Prez hopes to be new prez, announces heads of new cabinet for the newly-branded United States of Trump. After he’s elected President, The United States of America will … Read more
Trump Cashing In: Rivaling Walmart as Retail Vendor
The perpetual presidential candidate is cashing in on his fame, hauling in the bucks whether elected or not. From presidential underwear to a Trump Sex Manual, 45 is … Read more
