BBC’s Clarkson: The Newest Face of Fox News
“I can’t wait to have him kicking and screaming here at Fox News, quite literally.” – Roger Ailes Following the BBC’s announcement that longtime broadcaster Jeremy Clarkson‘s contract … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Secret Service: Clear and Present Wager
Secret Service director wants ‘fake’ White House to train agents Joseph ‘Joe Joe’ Clancy, the new head of the party-loving Secret Service, has just asked Congress to spend … Read more
Would-Be Pontiff Ted Cruz Turns Blood to Ice
Ted Cruz candidacy ‘a Miracle,’ say Tea Party activists Washington, DC — Following reports earlier today that Pope Francis had performed a “miracle” by turning an amulet of … Read more
Calling Clichés ‘Old Hat,’ Florida Seeks to Ban Them
Florida: The Farcical State After an employee of Florida’s environmental protection department was sentenced to seventy lashes and a mental health evaluation for violating Governor Rick Scott’s ban … Read more
Apparitions: Ireland’s Love for Seeing the Impossible
Just the latest apparition reported in Ireland’s religiously-fueled history Last Friday, in a Dublin pub, an American tourist claims to have seen and photographed the image of Christ … Read more
White House Down
It ain’t just the Secret Service partying at the White House Beer pong, flip cup, pill-popping, cocaine solution-drinking and womanizing. No, this is not just an average day … Read more
No Sign of Cotton-mouth
Sen. Tom Cotton made a floor speech steeped in controversy today. What Iran needs now is a more liberal leader, a Mullah Lite, if you will. #assholes This … Read more
Math, English, Porn: The Swedish Curriculum
Swedish sexologist believes porn should be shown in the classroom A leading Swedish sexologist believes pornography should be shown in the classroom. Hampas Spjutbjörn claims that school based … Read more
Saint Patrick: The Truth Exposed
Embarrassed, Ireland must now seek a replacement for the beloved patron Saint Patrick. The Archbishop of Dublin, Diarmuid Martin, has said that, following what he called “an unimaginable … Read more
Clinton: From Blowgate to Spamgate
Hillary Clinton can’t escape comparisons to Bill We all remember the oral — apologies — moral outcry when Bill failed to keep “Colonel Clinton” in his cage, and now, unless … Read more
