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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Jay Leno Working on 5 Minute Set in Hopes of Getting Booked at First Comedy Open-Mic

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Jay Leno Working on 5 Minute Set in Hopes of Getting Booked at First Comedy Open-Mic
Lee Mays
Lee Mays
Comedian, satirist, comedy writer. Founder of The Heathens of Comedy Tour.
Lee Mays
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“We’ll see if Jay Leno is ready to take it to the next level,” says booker Thursday, February 6 2014 was Jay Leno’s last time hosting NBC’s “Tonight … Read more

Obama Gives Up Fight With NRA, Sort Of

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Obama Gives Up Fight With NRA, Sort Of
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
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Before the speech, Fox calls Obama a ‘waffler,’ for giving them and the NRA what they asked for. Many believed it would be a dramatic and historic meeting … Read more

Angry Broncos Fan Creates Newer, Better Peyton Manning on Madden 25

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Angry Broncos Fan Creates Newer, Better Peyton Manning on Madden 25
Lee Mays
Lee Mays
Comedian, satirist, comedy writer. Founder of The Heathens of Comedy Tour.
Lee Mays
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New, improved Peyton Manning can beat Seahawks any time Following the Denver Bronco’s blowout loss to the Seattle Seahawks in the Super Bowl, 34-year-old Bronco fan Chad Hall … Read more

GOP: Rise in Lesbians’ Numbers is Obama’s Fault

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GOP: Rise in Lesbians’ Numbers is Obama’s Fault
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
P. Beckert
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Republicans point to more lesbians as a sure sign of Obama-led moral decay On Tuesday night, President Barack Obama gave his 5th State of the Union address. It … Read more

Richard Sherman Screams at Snow, Scares It Into Melting, Saves Super Bowl

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Richard Sherman Screams at Snow, Scares It Into Melting, Saves Super Bowl
Lee Mays
Lee Mays
Comedian, satirist, comedy writer. Founder of The Heathens of Comedy Tour.
Lee Mays
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The sports world has Richard Sherman to thank, again While practicing for the upcoming Super Bowl held at MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey, Seattle Seahawks cornerback … Read more

Sarah Palin’s Heritage Linked Back to Salem Witch Trial Era

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Sarah Palin’s Heritage Linked Back to Salem Witch Trial Era
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
P. Beckert
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“I believe there are demons among us that wish to destroy us.” – Sarah Palin A reading of parts of a manuscript dated to 1692 has been found … Read more

Madison and Jefferson’s Strange Hobby: Making Political Frankensteins

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Madison and Jefferson’s Strange Hobby: Making Political Frankensteins
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
Roger Freed
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Founders’ political Frankenstein lives on There are unknown, dark portions of our history that our leaders would just as soon we didn’t learn of. There are secrets about … Read more

Seattle Seahawks to Trade ‘Loudmouth’ Cornerback for a ‘Real’ Quarterback

Seattle Seahawks to Trade ‘Loudmouth’ Cornerback for a ‘Real’ Quarterback
James Israel
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James Israel
The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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“After we lose the Super Bowl, I’m trading that loudmouth and getting me a real quarterback,” says Seattle Seahawks owner Paul Allen Seattle Seahawks owner Paul Allen started … Read more

Beliebers Go On Hunger Strike Until Justin Bieber Cleared of All Charges

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Beliebers Go On Hunger Strike Until Justin Bieber Cleared of All Charges
Lee Mays
Lee Mays
Comedian, satirist, comedy writer. Founder of The Heathens of Comedy Tour.
Lee Mays
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Justin Bieber fans are demanding he be released from jail and given house arrest in their homes On Monday, January 23rd, pop star Justin Bieber was arrested for … Read more

Major Paint Company Admits ‘Faux Touches’ Ploy to Sell Paint

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Major Paint Company Admits ‘Faux Touches’ Ploy to Sell Paint
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
P. Beckert
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Paint company hopes you’ll forgive them and buy more paint BUFFALO, NY — A major paint company admitted today to tricking its customers into buying paint they didn’t … Read more

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