President Trump Creates New White House Post
“Official White House Band” selected for new White House post. President Trump has just created a new White House post, the “Official White House Band.” He has selected … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Stormy Daniels and Donald Trump Vie in New Rival Reality TV Shows
New reality TV shows each use a different twist on the old Superman TV show. Two new reality TV shows will make their debut shortly on cable networks. … Read more
Stormy Daniels and President Trump Settle: She is to Replace Sanders
White House post offered in settlement between Stormy Daniels and President Trump An anonymous source in the White House has just informed this reporter that an out-of-court settlement … Read more
Trump to Hire Miss Universe Contestants as Staff to Foil Mueller Probe
To foil the Mueller probe, Trump will begin surprising shake-up in White House staff, reports say. An anonymous source within the White House has just revealed to this … Read more
Evangelical Christians Urged to Support Trump Against Stormy Daniels
Jeffress cites parallels in the Bible, calls on evangelical Christians to ‘do their duty.’ Hot off the press, here is the transcript of this reporter’s exclusive interview with … Read more
Hope Hicks Resigns to Spend More Time Lying to Her Family
Just the latest person to join the hoards fleeing the White House: Hope Hicks. Hope Hicks announced Wednesday that she will resign as White House communications director, citing … Read more
NRA Flies Flag at Half Mast for AR-15 Cut in Half by Gun Owner
Many NRA members have been traumatized by a video of a AR-15 sawed into pieces. With a sense of tragic loss and deep empathy, NRA Headquarters and local … Read more
Investigation Reveals ‘Sexualized’ Work Environment in Porn Industry
A wide-ranging investigation of the porn industry reveals shocking results! Fashion. Entertainment. Hospitality. The arts. Journalism. These are just some of the industries that have been rocked by … Read more
North Korea Scores a Victory the Olympic Committee Didn’t See Coming
Chances like this don’t come very often. Especially in cash poor, politically isolated North Korea. The plan to overlook political differences and cash in on the once-in-a-millennium chance … Read more
Elon Musk Reveals: Donald Trump is ‘Starman,’ Now Floating in Space
SpaceX entrepreneur says he offered a “free space ride” to the president, and he took it. “He’s Starman now, and he’s in the driver’s seat, the way he … Read more
