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GOP candidate Newt Gingrich announced he’ll enter the July Fourth Coney Island hot dog eating contest. This could be highly instructional for House Democrats. Newt Gingrich has shown that he doesn’t back away from wiener … Read moreArgus Hamilton Comments on the News: Lindsay Lohan and More
America’s long, long war in Afghanistan has drained more than 1,500 precious lives and a trillion dollars from our country. But, finally, this enormous outlay paid off this year with the capture and killing of … Read moreThe Unanswered Question Is, Why?
You don’t need me to tell you that this country is broke. Not just broke. Flat busted. Un-flush. Tapped to the max. No bread or cabbage or scratch to speak of. Moolah-less. Holes in our … Read moreKiller Carnivorous Snails From France
Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and get your ticket to see “Rick the Wonder Worker!” Texas Gov. Rick Perry is less than revered back home, where he is widely ridiculed as Gov. Good Hair. … Read morePerry Is Peddling Texas Snake Oil
By Tim Mollen Journal entry: February 17, 1985 (age 15) Sunday is not a day of rest for a paperboy. The Sunday Binghamton Press & Sun-Bulletin is three times heavier than the weekday edition. The … Read moreLost Journal: Paperboys Wanted for Grand Theft Auto
CNN hosted the first GOP debate of the year that involved actual candidates, and some clear winners did emerge — the 99.99 percent of the American people who neglected to watch it. But for the … Read moreDark Wizards Convene
Trust me. I really wanted to avoid the groin-tweeting thing altogether, but you might as well try to avert your eyes from a bullfight in a bowling alley. To the average civilian, the subject must … Read moreWeinergate
Like corroded clockwork, the Republicans once again find themselves in the middle of a public relations disaster the size of Jupiter’s largest moon, Ganymede. Specifically, their plan to reform Medicare, which some folks say is … Read moreCorroded Clockwork
New York’s Mercantile Exchange saw oil prices slide on news of the death of Osama bin Laden. His very existence had maintained Mideast tensions and pushed up oil prices for ten years. If Detroit had … Read moreArgus Hamilton Comments on the News: BP and More