For 18th Time Today, Hillary Clinton Asks Aide if Bernie Has Conceded Yet

For 18th Time Today, Hillary Clinton Asks Aide if Bernie Has Conceded Yet

“It’s my turn. Everyone knows it’s my turn, except him.” – Clinton WASHINGTON — A campaign aide confirmed reports Hillary Clinton had asked her for the eighteenth time today if Bernie Sanders had called to … Read more

Trump Wins Big with Americans Regretting Not Growing Up in 1930s Germany

Trump Wins Big with Americans Regretting Not Growing Up in 1930s Germany

Donald Trump pledges to blame socialists and Democrats when the Capitol Building is burned down shortly after he becomes president. WASHINGTON — Today, Republican presidential candidate and fascism-friendly billionaire Donald Trump dominated primary elections in … Read more

Bernie Sanders Receives $225,000 Debate Invoice from Hillary Clinton

Bernie Sanders Receives $225,000 Debate Invoice from Hillary Clinton

Hillary says speaking invoice includes senior discount for Bernie WASHINGTON — Earlier today, Democratic presidential candidate U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont received a response to his proposition that there should be a Democratic presidential … Read more

Hillary Promises to Give Bernie Sanders His Positions Back After Primary

Hillary Promises to Give Bernie Sanders His Positions Back After Primary

Hillary Clinton promises to give Bernie Sanders all of his policy positions back once she has won the Democratic presidential nomination. WASHINGTON — Today, Democratic presidential front-runner and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton promised … Read more

Hillary Reminds Americans Wall Street Bribes Completely Legal

Hillary Reminds Americans Wall Street Bribes Completely Legal

Defending her Wall Street connections, Clinton warns Americans not to be idealistic fools. WASHINGTON — Earlier today, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reminded Americans the speaking fees and other forms … Read more