Bigger Than Capone, Bigger Than Gotti, Trump Gets His Wet Dream!
Trump’s wet dream? To be a gangster! Many Presidents have called the White House a ‘Prison’… for Trump, it’s been merely a Halfway House! What would Donald Trump‘s … Read more
Marilyn Sands
Barron Trump Suits Up for Battle, Family Style!
Suiting up for Battle, Family Style: “And, it’s about time,” Donald said. “Reaching for things is not a job!” The Trumps discuss Barron suiting up for battle, family … Read more
‘Catch Me If You Can’: The Most Elusive President!
Pick the one thing you most want revealed that the elusive President Trump has been hiding! Our most elusive president: Forget about ever seeing Trump’s Tax Returns, Pre-Nup … Read more
Bear Me Out: The Trump’s Bogus Outing Was No Picnic!
Trump discovers his model wife is one Sandwich short of a Picnic! No picnic: Okay folks – just like Rand Paul, I wasn’t invited (or uninvited) to the … Read more
Don’t Reign on My Parade!
Top 10 things our humble Emperor plans for his parade day on Constitution Avenue, celebrating his birthday! Sparing no tax-payer expense, I hear there’ll be Rocket Launchers, Missiles, … Read more
Party Line: Old School Evesdropping!
Gone are the days of ‘High Entertainment’ listening-in to private lives via the party line. Here’s a dusty old transcript to slow us all down one Ringy Dingy … Read more
Little Donnie’s Ponzi Playdate #8
Step right up folks & see the Con work the origins of The Art of the Deal with his Ponzi Playdate! Little Donnie #8: Ponzi Playdate MRS. TRUMP … Read more
Trump Wants to Pave Over Rose Garden, then Pelosi!
Trump got a deal on cement & can’t wait to pave over the Rose Garden, thus covering up & deep-sixing all sins! Top 10 Reasons Why Trump Suddenly … Read more
The Buck Never Stops Here!
The Buck Never Stops Here: The Emperor not only doesn’t have any clothes – he doesn’t even have a Desk Plaque! President Harry S. Truman said, “The Buck … Read more
America’s Embarrassing Learning Curve: 2024 Election Takeaways!
Election takeaways: Top 10 things I’ve pre-tested that guarantee to keep me from living in El Salvador! We all have our election takeaways: theories on what went wrong … Read more
