Biden Commissions Will Smith to Fly to Moscow and Slap Putin Silly
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Having seen his work, the President is commissioning Will Smith to slap Putin to try and knock some sense into him. On … Read more
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Exclusive! Pelosi Offers Sex to Putin if He’ll Withdraw
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Confused at first, Pelosi clarified that the Russian leader would simply need to withdraw from Ukraine. Slobovian Secret Service operative Snee Keye … Read more
Putin Rebrands McDonald’s as McPutin’s
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Russian president promises McPutin’s will be “huge,” as experts warn the abomination may be his biggest war crime yet. In an exclusive … Read more
Trump Wants Putin as Running Mate in 2024
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Trump claims that if Vladimir Putin was his running mate in 2020, he’d “still be president.” On a recent edition of the … Read more
In Latest Round of Sanctions, Biden Cancels Putin’s Subscription to Humor Times
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President levels the most brutal of sanctions yet on Putin: No more political humor for you! SNN political correspondent Proppah Ghandah reports … Read more
Putin to Challenge Biden to Game of Russian Roulette — Winner Gets Ukraine
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN Breaking News: Biden could save face (assuming he wins) over Ukraine, by winning a dangerous game of Russian Roulette, sources say. Slobovian … Read more
White House Toilet Deposed by January 6 Committee
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Flushing out breaking news: January 6 Committee sought SNN reporter’s aid in deposing Donald Trump’s former white house toilet. In its never-ending … Read more
Newly Unearthed Religious Artifacts Suggest God Created Woman First
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Sure to create a lasting religious controversy, inscriptions on a newly discovered artifact says God created woman first. While digging a 50 … Read more
President Biden: ‘Many Reasons’ for Sending Troops to the Ukraine
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Pressed on the issue, the president listed many good reasons for sending American combat troops to the Ukraine. SNN Washington based correspondent … Read more
President Biden Tasks MTG to Oversee Concentration Camps for the Unvaccinated
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) “To avert civil war,” Biden signs executive order to build concentration camps for the unvaccinated. Stating that he is concerned by the … Read more
