Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/24/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Taylor Swift donating to Hurricane relief efforts, doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more
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Artificial Ignorance Entity Presidential Candidates Release Their Platforms
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Both AI candidates granted exclusive interviews, detailing their platforms. According to SNN Political Crappe reporter Muck N. Mire, Artificial Ignorance Entity presidential … Read more
Elon Musk to Implant Chip in Trump’s Brain
Former president said to be thrilled by prospect of life extension offered by use of implant. Donald Trump says he’s “excited” by Elon Musk’s proposal to have a … Read more
I Think, Therefore I Am… In Big Trouble
The French philosopher Rene Descartes wrote, “I think, therefore I am,” but thinking just gets us men into trouble. Thinking is defined as “the process of using one’s … Read more
A Second Artificial Ignorance Entity Declares Candidacy for President
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A second Artificial Ignorance Entity has declared its candidacy for President of United States, joining “Hoiman.” According to SNN Political Crappe reporter … Read more
The Mother of AI Proclaims ‘Artificial Ignorance for All People’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Mother of AI has pledged to make Artificial Ignorance for all people the world over. Dr. Brigette Bardeaux Brainfahrt, the Slobovian … Read more
AI Entity Declares for Presidency of United States
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The first AI Entity to declare a run for U.S. president: Artificial Ignorance entity known as “Hoiman.” SNN Science Editor Bunsen Burner … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/6/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Paul Rudd, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Trust Us, We’re Only Spying on You
“Trust us,” they say, as powerful corporations continue to capture more of our own privacy, labor and other civil rights. Tick-tick-tick … Big Tech’s clock continues to move … Read more
Is Your Job in the Robot Kill Path?
Even white color jobs requiring human-level judgement that have been presumed to be beyond the reach of AI could be in the robot kill path. Some people find … Read more
