Chris Christie

Trump: I’m the Perfect Role Model for America’s Children

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Says his lying, insulting and boasting makes him “the greatest” role model, displaying a pathway to success for kids. With Frank Sinatra’s “My Way” playing in the background, … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/24/24

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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Taylor Swift donating to Hurricane relief efforts, doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more

Trump Pledges to Lead Space Mission to Save Earth from Destruction

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Plans to fly space mission on Elon Musk rocket to move Trump-shaped asteroid. Donald Trump pledges that if he’s elected President in November, he’ll lead a space mission … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/4/23

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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Southwest Airlines, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/21/23

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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the fake nose Bradley Cooper uses in “Jewface,” doesn’t need to be … Read more

Most 2024 Republican Presidential Candidates Suffer from Lack of Name Recognition

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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Name recognition is a major stumbling block for 2024 Republican hopefuls: here’s what people are saying. According to SNN pollster Dr. Propah … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/13/22

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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about an FBI mess left in Barron Trump’s room, doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/21/22

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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Ava Raine, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more

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