Trump: I’m the Perfect Role Model for America’s Children
Says his lying, insulting and boasting makes him “the greatest” role model, displaying a pathway to success for kids. With Frank Sinatra’s “My Way” playing in the background, … Read more
Chris Christie
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/24/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Taylor Swift donating to Hurricane relief efforts, doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more
Trump Pledges to Lead Space Mission to Save Earth from Destruction
Plans to fly space mission on Elon Musk rocket to move Trump-shaped asteroid. Donald Trump pledges that if he’s elected President in November, he’ll lead a space mission … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/4/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Southwest Airlines, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Trump Unveils New Product
Today the 45th president came out in an infomercial hawking a new product, “Trump Tube Steaks.” In the run-up to the 2024 presidential election, former president Donald J. … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/21/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the fake nose Bradley Cooper uses in “Jewface,” doesn’t need to be … Read more
Most 2024 Republican Presidential Candidates Suffer from Lack of Name Recognition
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Name recognition is a major stumbling block for 2024 Republican hopefuls: here’s what people are saying. According to SNN pollster Dr. Propah … Read more
LIV Golf Purchases PGA
Critics of the merger have suggested that the Saudis’ LIV Golf has in fact “purchased the PGA.” PGA Commissioner Jay Monahan announced Wednesday the merger of the Professional … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/13/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about an FBI mess left in Barron Trump’s room, doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/21/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Ava Raine, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
