Trump Promises ‘Full Attention’ on Coded Jeannie Messages
Report: Trump spent much of the past few days watching ‘I Dream of Jeannie’ and is ‘concerned.’ A highly placed spokesman for President Donald J. Trump revealed that … Read more
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Trump Sees Invisible People
President Trump loves his invisible people. And there’s tons of them. Donald Trump is the political reincarnation of Tina Turner; like her, he doesn’t do anything nice and … Read more
Trump ‘Repeals and Replaces’ Constitution by Executive Order: ‘Old One Was SAD!’
“This will be a tremendous constitution, the greatest ever, believe me,” said Trump at signing. According to minority President Donald J Trump’s latest Executive Order, signed today, the … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/31/17
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
‘O’Reilly Factor’ Directly Impacting Trump Policy
Bill O’Reilly discovers Trump is watching his show and tweeting, making him more influential than ever! In a tweet on January 24th, President Trump threatened to send in … Read more
Pelosi and Schumer Arrested for Grave Robbing
“We were looking for this thing…” said Rep Nancy Pelosi, forgetting what a spine was called. Democrats House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi and Senator Chuck Schumer were arrested … Read more
Trump’s First 100 Days: A Prediction
Here’s what might go down over the rest of the first 100 days of the Donald Trump Experience As extraordinary as it sounds, Donald J. Trump is now … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/23/17
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Fake Inauguration Staged in Midst of Fake News Era
Editorial: What America witnessed today was not a legitimate inauguration, but a fake one, for an illegitimate president, the ‘yuuuge’ loser of the popular vote, who gave a … Read more
‘Inauguration Roast’ to Replace Standard Swearing-In Ceremony
Change in inauguration format designed to entice big name performers It was announced today the Inauguration of Donald Trump on Friday, January 20, will be transformed from a … Read more
