Justin Trudeau Denies Ted Cruz was Ever Born in Canada
Waves of revulsion overwhelm Canada after claims that Ted Cruz was actually born in Calgary OTTAWA, CANADA — Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau today forcefully insisted at a … Read more
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Predictions 2016
Zero-waste policy: please cherry-pick your favorite predictions for 2016 and dump the rest. At the beginning of a new year, cultures all over the world traditionally perform peculiar … Read more
Hillary’s 2016 Resolution: Destroy Bernie and ‘Seem Nice While Doing It’
“Sanders will not do to me what Obama did in 2008,” declared Hillary Clinton. WASHINGTON — Today, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced … Read more
2016: What to Expect
We here at Durstco have compiled a political forecast for 2016 It’s hard to believe, but we’re on the brink of another presidential election year. Let us pray. … Read more
Trump: When I Said ‘Disgusting’ I Meant it in a Good Way
‘Listen, I’m disgusting myself, OK?,’ Trump said, ‘You should just see me in the morning!’ NEW YORK – Presidential candidate Donald Trump yesterday defended his use of the … Read more
Candidate Holiday Traditions
Each presidential candidate has his/her own unique way of celebrating the season, and we have uncovered them all for you! It’s the most wonderful time of the year. … Read more
Putin Announces Republican Presidential Bid
‘Your candidates are weak,’ says Putin as he surges in polls WASHINGTON DC — Responding to popularity among conservative pundits and on social media, Russian President Vladimir Putin announced … Read more
Trump Rises in Polls after Throwing Kitten Off 58th Floor of Trump Tower
Supporters say Trump’s outrageous stunts prove he’s ready for ‘prime time.’ NEW YORK CITY, NY — Republican presidential candidate and billionaire Donald Trump threw a kitten off of … Read more
Trump Calls Statue of Liberty a ‘National Embarrassment That Has to Go’
“Americans don’t need the world’s tired and poor anymore, we’re full,” he says of the Statue of Liberty. By Michael Egan, Humor Times.
Level-Headed Foreign Policy Needed
The next president better have a sane foreign policy, or hello, WWIII The coordinated terrorist attack in Paris and elsewhere underscores the need for a disciplined, level-headed foreign … Read more
