Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/10/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Cybertruck owners, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Cybertruck owners, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Musk said he would like to hire Derek Chauvin, convicted for the murder of George Floyd in 2020. Breaking News: Acting in consonance with the advice of his … Read more
There’s a new improv troupe in town and they call themselves The Trump Administration! Move over, The Groundlings, step aside, Second City, back off, Upright Citizens Brigade — … Read more
Here are the nine nixed ideas for the Democratic protest of Trump’s lies at the State of the Union Address. I can report the 9 nixed ideas because … Read more
“Of all the planets on which to buy the farm Mars is the one that’s got the most charm,” declared Elon Musk, a super-rich guy who wished to … Read more
Together they make a “big pot of Sissy Stew,” says a former CIA psychiatrist about certain government workers exhibiting social disorders. Oh my, indeed. “Put them all … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about LeBron and Bronny, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Hooters going bankrupt, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
Breaking: All federal employees have just resigned via email in the wake of cyberattack by notorious Red Panda. Washington, D.C. – The federal government is in turmoil today, … Read more
By Tom Busillo A veteran who was denied a life-saving heart procedure due to DOGE-initiated VA cuts says it’s okay, “I’m owning the libs!” Jeff Preeble has only … Read more