Pope “Let’s Be” Frank: A Religious Renegade
A huge Rambo fan, Pope Francis is a religious renegade of sorts In the words of Father Thomas Rosica, the press secretary for the Vatican, “This is the … Read more
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Jesus Christ Endorses Bernie Sanders for President
‘Mammon worship is now the true faith in the Land flowing with Koch and Money,’ sayeth the Lord, throwing his support to Bernie Sanders. HEAVENSGATE – Jesus Christ … Read more
Former Senator Proclaims ‘Horny Pot’ the Enemy of World Peace
‘It’s possible that smoking pot was the true Original Sin’ – Sen. Rick Sanitarium WASHINGTON, DC – An NIH report released today confirms what dedicated pot smokers have … Read more
Kim Jong-un: ‘My Brother Was Photographed WHERE?’
Kim Jong-chul, older brother of Kim Jong-un, is North Korea’s No. 1 ‘Swiftie’ Kim Jong-chul (his friends call him “Jong-chill”), the enigmatic older brother of the North Korean … Read more
Blogger Lindy West Giggles at Joke about Black People
Lindy West no stranger to controversy Blogger Lindy West is no stranger to controversy. Her blogs about hot button issues in comedy and debates with such comedians like … Read more
Police Excuses for Assaulting a 15 y/o Bikini Clad Barefoot Girl
Throwing a fifteen year old girl to the ground who poses no threat is ‘just the way we roll,’ say police. Here are the top excuses offered by … Read more
Senator Graham Drops Balls for Women’s Vote
Seeking to attract a mostly-overlooked constituency by the GOP, women, Sen. Graham goes for the gold. South Carolina senator, Republican presidential hopeful and future gay rights activist Lindsey … Read more
Study Proves Rush Limbaugh Really Does Talk Shit
“He’s been crapping all over America for years,” says Miami professor of Limbaugh MIAMI, FL — A University of Miami study concludes that Rush Limbaugh does in fact … Read more
Lindsey Graham’s Tent Big Enough for Jenner, But He’d ‘Have to Sleep Outside’
“I haven’t walked in her shoes. Contrary to reports, I have never worn Manolo high heels.” – Sen. Lindsey Graham Bastard out of Carolina, the 1996 film made … Read more
The Frat Pack: My Big Fat Greek Shitstorm
Fraternities were created with two noble practices in mind: excessive alcohol consumption and elitism After Sigma Alpha Epsilon’s ode to Donald Sterling, fraternities haven’t just had a controversial … Read more
