Trump Announces Official White House News Outlet
Press secretary proclaims new era for ‘free press,’ thanks to the White House. Amid all the controversy over Trump’s war against the media, he made a stunning announcement … Read more
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Fake Inauguration Staged in Midst of Fake News Era
Editorial: What America witnessed today was not a legitimate inauguration, but a fake one, for an illegitimate president, the ‘yuuuge’ loser of the popular vote, who gave a … Read more
‘Inauguration Roast’ to Replace Standard Swearing-In Ceremony
Change in inauguration format designed to entice big name performers It was announced today the Inauguration of Donald Trump on Friday, January 20, will be transformed from a … Read more
Inaugural Committee Made Last Ditch Effort to Dig Up Celebrity Attendants
Lacking any big name celebrities, the inaugural committee resorted to bizarre decision regarding Andrew Brietbart. With just days until the swearing in of Donald J. Trump to the … Read more
Brietbart Updates Company Health Care for Men
Brietbart rolls out circumcision reversal plan: “Making Employees Complete Dicks Again.” Brietbart News, better known for their alt-right white supremacist views than their concerns for peoples rights, announced … Read more
Trump Inauguration to Be a Real Circus, Say Aides
Trump tweets his inauguration will be the ‘Greatest Show on Earth, believe me!’ As more and more entertainers have found excuses to refuse or to back out of … Read more
Trump Border Wall Plans Bring Surprise Economic Boom
Big changes in smuggling are predicted with the coming border wall Trump’s promise of building a border wall along the U.S.-Mexico border has been a boon to some … Read more
Putin to Attend Trump Inaugural, Accompanied by Two Million Troops, the Russian Air Force and 17 Squadrons of Tanks and Armored Carriers
Trump and GOP ‘Welcome Putin and Russia’s enthusiastic support, when so many unpatriotic Americans will not stand with our President!’ NYC – The Trump Inauguration Committee “proudly” announced … Read more
DNC Offers Suggestions for Making Next Four Years Sail By
Democrats try to mollify despondent voters Responding to an onslaught of “despair mail” from disheartened Democrats longing to fast-forward to November 2020, the Democratic National Committee today released … Read more
Princess Ivanka ‘Furious’ About Pam Bondi’s White House Appointment
‘She just loves having her pussy grabbed by the President-Erect!’ Ivanka wept, referring to Donald’s new housemate, Pam Bondi. ‘It’s not fair! Waah!’ NYC – First Lady-Elect Princess … Read more
