Red Pope/Green Pope
The itch they can’t scratch: Pope Francis He gets under their skin like termites in a boathouse. Drives them crazier than Hillary Clinton and Yoko Ono dancing on … Read more
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David Koch, Being ‘Even Richer Than Trump,’ Exploring GOP Run
‘If he thinks he’s really rich, I am really richer!” – David Koch crediting Donald Trump with inspiration. TOPEKA, KS – Billionaire David H. Koch, younger of the … Read more
From Eleanor Roosevelt to Caitlyn Jenner: The $10 Bill Controversy
Nothing is decided yet. So how about Caitlyn Jenner for the new $10 Bill? Mark it down in your calendars, people: Five years from now, the $10 bill … Read more
Lost Journal: The Anticlimax of Spring Break ’89
Journal entry: March 18, 1989 (age 19) – Spring Break ’89 Where to spend spring break this year was not a tough call. The obvious choice, when you … Read more
Competing GoFundMe Campaigns to Relocate Strom Thurmond’s Remains
A speech by the late Sen. Strom Thurmond’s son prompts civil war among 2016 GOP candidates. During todays South Carolina senate session, the youngest son of the late … Read more
Donald Trump: ‘Love of Money the Root of All Goodness’
“I’ll bring real, gold-backed Christianity to the White House” – Donald Trump Donald Trump, professional quixotic candidate for the Republican nomination for president and bad wig model, officially … Read more
Insincerely Yours: The Brian Williams Story
Brian Williams’ highly anticipated autobiography will be found in the fiction section. Shortly after being suspended by his employer, NBC, US news anchor Brian Williams announced that he … Read more
Mad Max Maxxes Out His Street Cred In … WHERE DID YOU SAY???
Notes on the new Mad Max film Just saw the latest Mad Max movie. WOWZER!!! SUPER GROOVY!!! COWABUNGA!!! Mad Max just made it back to the screen after … Read more
Putin Park: If Freddy Krueger Designed Disneyland
More fun than you can shake a nuke at: Putin’s military theme park is fun for the whole family. Fancy a lunch of boiled brown bear and beetroot? … Read more
ISIS Endorses, Then Pulls Endorsement of Trump for President
Donald Trump gains and loses his first endorsement on the first full day of his campaign Donald Trump, often referred to as “The Donald,” scored and then lost … Read more
