March 15: ‘Everything You Think is Wrong’ Day
This Saturday is National “Everything You Think is Wrong” Day. Here are some things that we tend to think are true but aren’t. This Saturday, March 15 is … Read more
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Trump Declares Mexico the 51st State
President says that Mexico as the 51st state is a ‘huge deal – best ever.’ Since Greenland wasn’t biting and Canada was dragging its feet, Donald J. Trump, … Read more
RFK Jr. ‘Deadly Serious’ about Measles Outbreak
RFK Jr. has boldly led the way in support of egalitarianism and personal liberty in Americans’ fight against a measles outbreak. Press Release from the Department of Health … Read more
Reading This Could Save Your Life, or Answer Life’s Burning Question, ‘Would You Eat Green Eggs and Ham?’
Answering life’s burning question, “Would you eat green eggs and ham?” Infomercial spokesperson: “Has this happened to you?” (A dramatization) “Oh God, no!” she screamed as she dropped … Read more
You’re Afraid of WHAT? Prepare Now for National Panic Day
Get prepared now for June 18th, National Panic Day! But don’t panic!! June 18th is National Panic Day. I’m not actually sure how we are supposed to observe … Read more
Why the Paddle Didn’t Rattle Trump: Melania’s Pre-speech Heckler Role Play!
Top 10 pre-speech heckler taunts Melania threw at Donald the night before The State of the Union! TOP 10 Heckler-Proof Insults Melania Sprang on Donald to Toughen His … Read more
Minnesota Nice Radio Show Interviews Brewery Owners
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Jen and Ben Dodge, No Life Brewery owners in Slenderville. ANNOUNCER From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota, it’s the Minnesota Nice Radio … Read more
No News Is Good News: How a 30 Day News Blackout Changed My Life
Wresting my sanity from the grasp of a depressing media with a news blackout. They didn’t use the word “intervention,” but that is exactly what it was; friends … Read more
Musk Urges a Pardon for George Floyd Murderer
Musk said he would like to hire Derek Chauvin, convicted for the murder of George Floyd in 2020. Breaking News: Acting in consonance with the advice of his … Read more
New Improv Troupe Comes to Washington
There’s a new improv troupe in town and they call themselves The Trump Administration! Move over, The Groundlings, step aside, Second City, back off, Upright Citizens Brigade — … Read more
