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Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews cartoon legend Betty Boop. ANNOUNCER From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota, it’s the Minnesota Nice Radio Show. And here’s your host … Read more
Analysis: The Civil War, Shariah Law and Abraham Lincoln, Islamist Infil-Traitor. The torrents of blood expended in America’s Civil War are exceeded only by the cascades of ink … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Big city life of NYC will be free to all the common folk if Zohran Mamdani is voted in as mayor, says … Read more
Trump’s wet dream? To be a gangster! Many Presidents have called the White House a ‘Prison’… for Trump, it’s been merely a Halfway House! What would Donald Trump‘s … Read more
President Donald Trump railed against Canada and closed trade talks with them this week. President Donald Trump railed against Canada and closed trade talks with them this week. … Read more
The new Trump University course catalog lists a new MFA degree program with a focus on Creative Lying. According to the Trump University course catalog, a new Master … Read more
I’m your reader-supported Substack News publication and I swear this story is Breaking News! We’re Substack, and we totally get your frustration with the news lately. You wake … Read more
Suiting up for Battle, Family Style: “And, it’s about time,” Donald said. “Reaching for things is not a job!” The Trumps discuss Barron suiting up for battle, family … Read more
Trump’s parade needed some reality-TV drama: he could’ve had food trucks chased by hungry U.S. soldiers chanting, “Feed the Troops!” How embarrassing. Our showbiz president’s glorious $45 million … Read more
In an Oval Office speech today, Trump says that he “likes being a war president” and that “you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.” Claiming that he now feels “like … Read more
