The ‘E’ in Email Stands for Evidence
No worries, America, Hillary Clinton assured us that all is fine, no emails to see here. The country breathed a collective sigh of relief following Hillary Clinton’s masterful … Read more
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Debt Buyers Bury Hard-Hit Consumers In Lies
Finance hucksters known as consumer debt buyers are on the prowl. Good news, people: The “boom” is back! Yes, good times are here again, thanks to an economic … Read more
No Sign of Cotton-mouth
Sen. Tom Cotton made a floor speech steeped in controversy today. What Iran needs now is a more liberal leader, a Mullah Lite, if you will. #assholes This … Read more
Math, English, Porn: The Swedish Curriculum
Swedish sexologist believes porn should be shown in the classroom A leading Swedish sexologist believes pornography should be shown in the classroom. Hampas Spjutbjörn claims that school based … Read more
Lost Journal: An Interloping Irish Princess
Journal entry: March 6, 2011 (age 41) – Irish Princess The St. Patrick’s Day Parade is a big deal in Binghamton. I skipped the festivities yesterday, but enjoyed … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/16/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Saint Patrick: The Truth Exposed
Embarrassed, Ireland must now seek a replacement for the beloved patron Saint Patrick. The Archbishop of Dublin, Diarmuid Martin, has said that, following what he called “an unimaginable … Read more
Clinton: From Blowgate to Spamgate
Hillary Clinton can’t escape comparisons to Bill We all remember the oral — apologies — moral outcry when Bill failed to keep “Colonel Clinton” in his cage, and now, unless … Read more
Justifiable Justice: Making Punishment Ergonomic with the Crime
What would really making the “punishment fit the crime” look like in today’s world? Punishments for crime have become rote in our modern society. A person can murder … Read more
Ever the Innovator, Apple Announces Pocket Version of its New Digital Watch
‘Some people don’t like to wear things on their wrists’ – Apple CEO Tim Cook CUPERTINO, CA — Following the recent announcement of its new “Dick Tracy”-style wrist … Read more
