Trump Declares Himself King, ‘In Perpetuity’
President Donald Trump announced today from Mar-a-Lago that he was declaring himself King, thus avoiding the term limit issue. Putting an end to rampant speculation that he would … Read more
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What We Heard at the State of the Union (from a Gold-Plated Podium)
Here’s what we heard during Trump’s first SOTU of his second term, speaking from his gold-plated podium. America tuned in to the State of the Union Tuesday night, … Read more
The Royal Threat Behind Trump’s Petty Pomposity
Watching Trump’s inaugural week, it was both awful and comical to see the royal pretensions of King Donald and his petty pomposity. In the 1787 Constitutional Convention, the … Read more
Comedian Mel Brooks Interviews King Charles and Her Majesty the Queen Camilla Parker Bowles
When Mel Brooks interviews Britain’s new King, it’s got to be good. Listen in! Mel Brooks: I have to ask you, Chuck, is it good to be the … Read more
Alternate Cabinet Positions Awarded Ahead of Glorious Return to Power
Particular cabinet positions and assignments were largely based on donation size and amount of praise heaped. By P.W.M. Greenfield No one was surprised that he was charging the … Read more
September 2020 Cartoon Caption Contest Winners
Contest Winners Here are the Humor Times September 2020 Cartoon Caption Contest Winners. To enter the current contest, go to our Cartoon Caption Contest. Please share the contest … Read more
Donald Trump Buys Greenland So That He Can Be King of Something
Trump finally succeeded at buying Greenland, is having a golden throne/toilet built now. President Extraordinaire Donald Trump has bought the entire island of Greenland from the Danish government. … Read more
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The argument is that the president cannot commit obstruction of justice, because he is the justice department: King Donald. The president’s lawyers must wake up every morning wondering … Read more
