Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/17/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/10/18
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Lost Journal: Mother Fills Empty Nest with Larry Bird
Journal entry: December 27, 1989 (age 20) – Empty Nest Something is terribly wrong with my mother. I’m home on Christmas break from SUNY Oswego, and I was … Read more
Exclusive: Why Cleveland over South Beach for LeBron James?
Why, exactly, did LeBron James choose to take his talents back to Lake Erie? A Humor Times Special Report. CLEVELAND, OH — A Humor Times in-depth investigation has … Read more
Lazy Stupid Ham Butts
Bad week for old white racist men It wasn’t what you would call the most favorable week for old white racist men. Then again, these weeks, not many … Read more
Donald Sterling to Release Own Line of Grape Soda
L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling is not deterred Having been banned from the NBA and fined $2.5 million dollars for making racist comments, there is still life left … Read more
Dennis Rodman Found Drunk, Face Down in Pyongyang Alley
Dennis Rodman alive and, for now, sober PYONGYANG, N. KOREA — Dennis Rodman is alive and, at present, sober after being found face down in a small mud … Read more
Poll: World Peace Suspended, Now What?
With no chance of World Peace for a couple weeks, what hope is there? OK, the news isn’t as bad as all that. “World Peace” is just a … Read more
Sacramento Kings Resolve Stiffens: Selling Naming Rights to Viagra
‘This should stimulate some action’ on the Sacramento Kings arena deal, say Maloofs Just one day after the long negotiations over a new arena for the Sacramento Kings … Read more
Sacramento Kings Float New Arena Plan
Opponents counter that the scheme is ‘all wet’ SACRAMENTO, CA – In a surprising development in the controversy regarding a new sports arena in Sacramento, a novel solution … Read more
