Trump Demands People Magazine’s 2019 ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ Award
“Li’l Johnny Legend needs to chill,” the President sneered about this year’s “Sexiest Man Alive.” “He should go to a good old-fashioned Rocky movie to see a real … Read more
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Kellyanne Conway Defends Historical Presidential Scandals
In cable news interview, Conway defends actions of the 45th president (as well as the 6th, 17th, and 40th) in their presidential scandals. Kellyanne Conway, a senior adviser … Read more
A D.C. Christmas Carol
Lindsay Graham is visited by the ghosts of Christmas in this DC Christmas Carol. This reporter found a visibly shaken Lindsay Graham sitting in a corner booth at … Read more
Lesser Known Presidential Farewell Addresses
Lesser known farewell addresses have imparted advice which only recently have revealed their worth. It has been an American tradition for departing presidents to give farewell addresses to … Read more
The ‘Teflon Don’ Gang Bunkers Down in the Senate Building
The Teflon Don Gang lay low in their Senate hideout. A creepy figure creeps along the side of the long, white stone building, avoiding the lights, embracing the … Read more
Escalating Stratagems for Avoiding Overeating This Holiday Season
My strategy for avoiding overeating this year. I will ignore the email that says someone left donuts or cupcakes in the kitchen. I will avoid the kitchen for … Read more
Humor Times Named a Top Humor Site for 2019
The Humor Times website has been listed as a top humor site – one of the best of 2019! We are happy to report that the Humor Times … Read more
‘Tax the Rich’ Is No Longer Just a Political Slogan
We the People can choose a path that bends toward justice: 6 in 10 Americans favor Sen. Warren’s plan to tax the rich. There’s nothing inevitable about inequality. … Read more
Do Not Feed The Clown: A Book Review
Matt Nagin’s new book “Do Not Feed The Clown” is something undeniably funny and inconceivably different. By D.B. Frick, senior comedy writer for Stagebiz.com and former writer, performer … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/9/19
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
