Probe Launched by Justice Department Careens Wildly Out of Control
Houses were slammed into by a probe that veered wildly off course, say authorities. A probe launched by the Justice Department veered off course and slammed into houses … Read more
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Latin – It’s Not Dead Yet
Another transcript — not the one you’re thinking of — shows that lack of knowledge of Latin may be what ends up bringing down Trump. The news coming … Read more
Don’t Feel Up to Carving and Cleaning Your Pumpkins? Let Vegan Zombies Do It for You!
Save yourself the mess and the stress of making your families jack-o-lanterns this Halloween; let Vegan Zombies do it for you! Our non-brain eating team of eager un-deads … Read more
GOP Storms Deposition to Protest Non-Blowjob Impeachment
Impeachment should be reserved only for high crimes and “miss demeanors,” like Miss Lewinsky, say deposition invaders. Republican congressmen stormed a deposition related to the impeachment hearings today, … Read more
Where Trump’s Kakistocracy Can Find a Good Farm Policy
Trump is running a kakistocracy that can’t do anything right, and that includes farm policy. Government by the rich is called plutocracy. Government by police power is autocracy. … Read more
Quid Pro Quo: a Poem
He thought it was a “perfect” trade A “favor” for our U.S. aid, A common method to persuade, The way our foreign policy’s made. You can’t expect that … Read more
NEW! Just in Time for Halloween Snacking! The ‘Gourmet Zombie Guide to International Fine Dining’!
A zombie fine cuisine guide to Halloween snacking. Due to the success of our hugely popular Gourmet Zombie Guide to Fine Dining in America, we are coming out … Read more
Aaron Rodgers’ Mustache Great for Lapping Up That Last Bit of Soup
A study of Aaron Rodgers’ mustache has found it is the perfect substance for blotting up whatever’s at the bottom of your bowl. A Green Bay scientist has … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews First Ladies Melania Trump & Michelle Obama
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews First Ladies Melania Trump and Michelle Obama. MELANIA TRUMP Live from under rock in backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/16/19
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
