Alabama Judge: ‘Let Hunters Gun Down Death Row Inmates’
‘Why go to Africa to kill lions? We’re running out of execution drugs, let them hunt death row inmates here!’ says judge MOBILE, AL – County Judge Arabella … Read more
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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Disney: New ‘Star Wars’ Will Be a Musical
Enjoy a sneak peek at some of the songs Disney is including in the new Star Wars musical! Unbeknownst to the press and we Star Wars geeks, Disney … Read more
Huckleberry Finn Shot Dead by Missouri Cops
Police say Huckleberry Finn was spotted floating down the Mississippi with a fugitive African-American immigrant agricultural worker. HANNIBAL, MO – Lovable scamp Huckleberry Finn, whose childhood “adventures” were … Read more
Donald Trump Blasts Biblical Moses as ‘Incompetent and Weak’
Famed lawgiver called ‘a yuuuge loser who didn’t have a clue how to negotiate’ by Trump NYC — Donald Trump says that his famous inability to cite a … Read more
Putin’s Pugnacious Presence Punitively Preempts Syrian Proceedings Plight
Also, Putin ponders perhaps plundering Obama and other world leaders were sitting around the UN private lounge contemplating what to do about the Syrian crisis that was disturbing … Read more
NASA: California Now Above Mars on Water Scarcity List
California drought, paired with discovery of water on Mars, forces NASA reappraisal. The day after NASA announced they had found water on Mars, the agency revised its list … Read more
GOP: Pope a Secret Muslim?
Republican leaders have many concerns about the Pope’s place of origin, such as: Do Argentinean bears really do it in the woods? WASHINGTON, DC – Like the composition … Read more
‘The Donald’ to Name Individuals to Serve in a Trump Presidency
A Trump presidency might include Sarah Palin, Mel Gibson and the recently located Elvis Presley, say sources. Reliable sources say that “The Donald” has begun naming names regarding … Read more
Trump Calls for Gun Groups to Form ‘Well-Regulated Militias’
Donald Trump says he backs the 2nd Amendment, but ‘Bad things are happening out there which we need to look into.’ New York — GOP presidential hopeful Donald … Read more
‘You’re Ugly!’ Insults Break Out Among Rival GOP Candidates
GOP Candidates vie to top each other’s insults after Trump successfully mocks Fiorina WASHINGTON, DC — Donald Trump says he was only talking about Carly Fiorina’s “persona” — … Read more
