NYPD Impounds Joan Rivers’ Joke Files

NYPD Impounds Joan Rivers’ Joke Files
Michael was born in South Africa at the height of the apartheid era He quickly became involved in the underground resistance movement, knew Nelson Mandela and other prominent revolutionaries, some of whom later moved into privileged positions formerly occupied by whites. After several exciting escapes, he was forced to flee the country in disguise. He successfully made his way to the UK and gained his PhD at Cambridge on a university scholarship, He then pursued the dualcareer of college professor and social revolutionary, provoking academic and political mayhemwherever he went. Having thus failed miserably at both politics and education, he now cynically rails like Diogenes at the foibles of mankind in bitter satires and faintly subtly edgy political cartoons. History will, however absolve him. In 2006 he discovered a new Shakespeare play, but it's going to take a new generation to acknowledge it. Check out his website, Editorial and Political Cartoons.
Michael Egan

Joan Rivers’ “words of mass destruction” are “dangerous in the wrong hands,” say police NEW YORK CITY — City authorities in New York yesterday sealed off Joan Rivers’ … Read more

Police Say Handcuffed Man Was Suicidal Contortionist

Police Say Handcuffed Man Was Suicidal Contortionist
Michael was born in South Africa at the height of the apartheid era He quickly became involved in the underground resistance movement, knew Nelson Mandela and other prominent revolutionaries, some of whom later moved into privileged positions formerly occupied by whites. After several exciting escapes, he was forced to flee the country in disguise. He successfully made his way to the UK and gained his PhD at Cambridge on a university scholarship, He then pursued the dualcareer of college professor and social revolutionary, provoking academic and political mayhemwherever he went. Having thus failed miserably at both politics and education, he now cynically rails like Diogenes at the foibles of mankind in bitter satires and faintly subtly edgy political cartoons. History will, however absolve him. In 2006 he discovered a new Shakespeare play, but it's going to take a new generation to acknowledge it. Check out his website, Editorial and Political Cartoons.
Michael Egan

Police victimized once again by a contortionist who stole a poor cop’s handgun and committed suicide, all while handcuffed behind the back — honest! IBERIA, LA — At … Read more

Burger King Describes Latest Whopper as ‘Loaded’

Burger King Describes Latest Whopper as ‘Loaded’
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
P. Beckert

We knew Burger King’s food was rich, but this is ridiculous. Burger King, the whopper giant that sits perpetually in the cool shade of rival McDonald’s when it … Read more

Exclusive: Why Cleveland over South Beach for LeBron James?

Exclusive: Why Cleveland over South Beach for LeBron James?
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Why, exactly, did LeBron James choose to take his talents back to Lake Erie? A Humor Times Special Report. CLEVELAND, OH — A Humor Times in-depth investigation has … Read more

Get Your Own Piece of Fame: Celebrity Remnants for Sale!

Get Your Own Piece of Fame: Celebrity Remnants for Sale!
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
Diane de Anda

Celebrity remnants are all the rage now A new entrepreneurial enterprise has arisen to overnight success: “Celebrity Remnants.” Now the ordinary person can have very personal discarded pieces … Read more

“Kyleigh’s Law” Prompts Flurry of New Decal Laws in New Jersey

“Kyleigh’s Law” Prompts Flurry of New Decal Laws in New Jersey
Walter Bowne is a writer of humor, creative nonfiction, essays, and literary fiction. He enjoys taking commas out and placing them back in again.
Walter Bowne
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Kyleigh’s Law requires young drivers to display a special decal. It has inspired many more. Kyleigh’s Law (S2314) is a motor vehicle law in New Jersey. It requires … Read more

Rich Folk Experience Burning Man Just Like the ‘Little People’

Rich Folk Experience Burning Man Just Like the ‘Little People’
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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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“Such down-to-earth fun! And it only cost me 25 thousand!” says Mark Zuckerberg at Burning Man. The filthy rich have discovered Burning Man — along with the simple … Read more

Local Woman Needs Button Replacements After Husband Wears Them Out

Local Woman Needs Button Replacements After Husband Wears Them Out
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
P. Beckert

Doctor confirms spouse is likeliest to push your buttons and wear you out. Marjorie Shuway is recovering nicely after a button transplant was performed throughout various parts of … Read more

Hillary: The Not-So-‘Chosen One’

Hillary: The Not-So-‘Chosen One’
Michael Larson is newly minted Texan. He is a retired teacher, current university librarian, and a future 'great American' author.
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An interview with Hillary Clinton, the presumed next Democratic candidate for president Even though former First Lady Hillary Clinton has not officially announced her candidacy, her recent speaking … Read more

Austinites Dumbfounded Over Forbes Pick of Washington D.C. as Coolest City

Austinites Dumbfounded Over Forbes Pick of Washington D.C. as Coolest City
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
P. Beckert

D.C. as “Coolest City”? What does Forbes know about cool, anyway? Citizens of Austin, Texas are said to be somewhat confused over a new Forbes Magazine article naming … Read more

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