NYPD Impounds Joan Rivers’ Joke Files
Joan Rivers’ “words of mass destruction” are “dangerous in the wrong hands,” say police NEW YORK CITY — City authorities in New York yesterday sealed off Joan Rivers’ … Read more
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Joan Rivers’ “words of mass destruction” are “dangerous in the wrong hands,” say police NEW YORK CITY — City authorities in New York yesterday sealed off Joan Rivers’ … Read more
Police victimized once again by a contortionist who stole a poor cop’s handgun and committed suicide, all while handcuffed behind the back — honest! IBERIA, LA — At … Read more
We knew Burger King’s food was rich, but this is ridiculous. Burger King, the whopper giant that sits perpetually in the cool shade of rival McDonald’s when it … Read more
Why, exactly, did LeBron James choose to take his talents back to Lake Erie? A Humor Times Special Report. CLEVELAND, OH — A Humor Times in-depth investigation has … Read more
Celebrity remnants are all the rage now A new entrepreneurial enterprise has arisen to overnight success: “Celebrity Remnants.” Now the ordinary person can have very personal discarded pieces … Read more
Kyleigh’s Law requires young drivers to display a special decal. It has inspired many more. Kyleigh’s Law (S2314) is a motor vehicle law in New Jersey. It requires … Read more
“Such down-to-earth fun! And it only cost me 25 thousand!” says Mark Zuckerberg at Burning Man. The filthy rich have discovered Burning Man — along with the simple … Read more
Doctor confirms spouse is likeliest to push your buttons and wear you out. Marjorie Shuway is recovering nicely after a button transplant was performed throughout various parts of … Read more
An interview with Hillary Clinton, the presumed next Democratic candidate for president Even though former First Lady Hillary Clinton has not officially announced her candidacy, her recent speaking … Read more
D.C. as “Coolest City”? What does Forbes know about cool, anyway? Citizens of Austin, Texas are said to be somewhat confused over a new Forbes Magazine article naming … Read more