President Lindsey Graham Plans ‘Nipple Pink’ White House Do-Over
“A complete makeover for the White House interior is needed as well” – Lindsey Graham WASHINGTON, DC – GOP Presidential candidate Sen. Lindsey Graham (R–SC) said at a … Read more
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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
An Interview with Osama bin Laden (Yes, we know he’s dead…)
Osama bin Laden speaks from Purgatory Yes, we know that Osama bin Laden is already dead, but we aren’t going to let that get in the way of … Read more
Pope “Let’s Be” Frank: A Religious Renegade
A huge Rambo fan, Pope Francis is a religious renegade of sorts In the words of Father Thomas Rosica, the press secretary for the Vatican, “This is the … Read more
Jesus Christ Endorses Bernie Sanders for President
‘Mammon worship is now the true faith in the Land flowing with Koch and Money,’ sayeth the Lord, throwing his support to Bernie Sanders. HEAVENSGATE – Jesus Christ … Read more
Former Senator Proclaims ‘Horny Pot’ the Enemy of World Peace
‘It’s possible that smoking pot was the true Original Sin’ – Sen. Rick Sanitarium WASHINGTON, DC – An NIH report released today confirms what dedicated pot smokers have … Read more
Rachel Dolezal: A Case of Intentionally Mistaken Identity
Rachel Dolezal: A Case of Intentionally Mistaken Identity “If it’s okay for Caitlyn Jenner to identify as a woman, why can’t Rachel Dolezal call herself black?” tweeted Pharrell … Read more
Kim Jong-un: ‘My Brother Was Photographed WHERE?’
Kim Jong-chul, older brother of Kim Jong-un, is North Korea’s No. 1 ‘Swiftie’ Kim Jong-chul (his friends call him “Jong-chill”), the enigmatic older brother of the North Korean … Read more
Blogger Lindy West Giggles at Joke about Black People
Lindy West no stranger to controversy Blogger Lindy West is no stranger to controversy. Her blogs about hot button issues in comedy and debates with such comedians like … Read more
Police Excuses for Assaulting a 15 y/o Bikini Clad Barefoot Girl
Throwing a fifteen year old girl to the ground who poses no threat is ‘just the way we roll,’ say police. Here are the top excuses offered by … Read more
Senator Graham Drops Balls for Women’s Vote
Seeking to attract a mostly-overlooked constituency by the GOP, women, Sen. Graham goes for the gold. South Carolina senator, Republican presidential hopeful and future gay rights activist Lindsey … Read more
