SNN Uncovers 20 Lies George Santos Did Not Tell
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) He told so many, it seems like he told them all. However, an investigation has revealed many lies George Santos did not … Read more
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Santa Claus Was Grounded by Facial Recognition System
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Millions of kids worldwide went without presents when Santa Claus was grounded by a Schnotzelvakian facial recognition system. Christmas Eve, December 24, … Read more
January 6 Committee Recommends Donald Trump Be Burned at the Stake
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Committee says Trump should be burned at the stake for attempting to use witchcraft to overturn the 2020 presidential election. Its two-year … Read more
Putin Letter to Santa Claus Discovered
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Slobovian Secret Service (SSS) has uncovered a letter to Santa from Russian President Vladimir Putin. Slobovian Secret Service agents Redd Hotte … Read more
Santa Claus Asks Biden for Help with Reindeer Strike
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Santa Claus has appealed to President Biden for help in avoiding a planned reindeer strike this year. SNN North Pole reporter Freezyn … Read more
Conspiracy Theorist: The Whole World is Out to Get Trump
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) World class conspiracy theorist explains why the whole political world is out to get Donald Trump. “Is former U.S. President Donald Trump … Read more
Future of U.S. Congress to be Decided by All Elite Wrestling Rampage
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) TNT will host a very special wrestling match to decide the winner of the Georgia Senate race, replacing the Dec. 6th runoff. … Read more
President Biden Makes Major Post-Midterm Announcements
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) In some important announcements after the midterm elections, Biden reassures the nation. In his post-midterm announcements, President Biden stated that “Democracy is … Read more
January 6 Committee Issues New Batch of Subpoenas
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) New information about people allegedly in communication with Trump during the riot results in latest batch of subpoenas. In order to track … Read more
New York City Subway and Sewer Rats Form Union
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) New York subway and sewer rats presented Mayor Adams with a petition from their newly-formed labor union. There are 8 million stories … Read more
