Future News: Independent Voters Flee to Canada
Independent voters who swept Republicans into power now see the chaos they’ve unleashed and are heading to Canada in droves. Independent voters who swept Republicans into power nationally … Read more
Democrats
DeSantis Abducted by ‘Space Aliens’
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis says he was abducted by “space aliens” in New York after a TV interview. Florida Governor Ron DeSantis claims he was abducted by “space … Read more
Vote: How to Fight the Next Civil War
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) America is undoubtedly headed for the next civil war, but citizens must first decide which issues to kill each other over. According … Read more
From Lame President to Lame Duck
Biden dismisses the critics by saying, “I’m the only president they got.” But being a lame president only leads to being a lame duck. Former President Donald Trump’s … Read more
How Can Democrats Save the Party… from their Leaders?
Instead of blame or surrender, more of Harry Truman’s feisty, can-do spirit is needed to save the party from itself. President Joe Biden recently flew off to Taiwan … Read more
Biden, DeSantis Team Up Against Mexican Drug Cartel
A Mexican drug cartel was fooled by an old political rivalry in a rare bipartisan display of cooperation. President Joe Biden and “Sheriff” Ron DeSantis busted the Mexican … Read more
Who is George Shrub and Why Is He Washing My Brain?!
Book/video review: “Singing CIA Agent George Shrub Speaks” and “Singing CIA Agent George Shrub Explains the World Away.” By Janet Bates & Anne Schupack Have you ever wanted … Read more
Why Should We the People Respect a Court That Disrespects the People?
How can we respect a court that has needlessly, dangerously and rather ludicrously become a black-robed autocracy? When Supreme Court member Justice Samuel Alito’s secret plan for canceling … Read more
BREAKING: Supreme Court Leak Caused by Brett Kavanaugh
In yet another strange abandoned laptop incident, it was revealed that the infamous Supreme Court leak was Brett Kavanaugh’s fault. Associate Justice Brett Kavanaugh accidentally leaked the explosive … Read more
Democrats, Please Be Democrats!
This is prime time for the party to actually be Democrats, to unite ordinary Americans behind a national agenda of lasting progressive change. I think we can now … Read more
