Project 2025 Under Renewed Scrutiny
Released last year, Project 2025 is a step-by-step manifesto for a Donald Trump second term. Released just last year, Project 2025 is a step-by-step manifesto for a second … Read more
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IOC Sued: Country Cites DEI and BOS Concerns
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Citing DEI and BOS worries, suit alleges the upcoming Olympics lack any sports based in Slobovian culture. SNN International Sports correspondent Shortte … Read more
Brain Worm Offers New Explanation
Source of MAGA support: RFK’s brain worm offers his explanation. In a recent secret interview with a leading neuroscientist, this reporter learned that she had uncovered an explanation … Read more
Hell on Earth
After Pope Francis seemed to deny the existence of Hell on Earth, the author asked the Devil about it. A few years ago, Pope Francis stunned the ecclesiastical … Read more
Bohemian Club Figures Large in Clarence Thomas Finances Again
Supreme Court observer “Fix the Court” releases damning report about Clarence Thomas and his finances. Last week, the Supreme Court observer “Fix the Court” released a report announcing … Read more
‘Unusual Urges’ Cited: Man Sues Big Pharma Due to Side Effect of Popular Drug
Dispatches From SNN (Slobovian News Network) Man sues drug maker, saying that “unusual urges” caused him to break into a zoo and attempt to have sex with a … Read more
Supreme Court Grants Trump Blanket Immunity
Future News: Blanket immunity granted, SCOTUS is in ex-president’s pocket again. The Supreme Court of the United States announced today their decision in the case of Trump v. … Read more
Future News: Trump in Stir Creates a Stir
Who knew? Trump in stir is causing quite a stir. Inmate 21324 at Odds with Prison Management Future News (Sept. 8, 2024): Former President Donald J. Trump, sentenced … Read more
Convicted Trump Asks Witch Doctor for Help to ‘Rain Vengeance’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Breaking News, Five-Star Extra-Special Edition: Trump seeks help to “rain vengeance” upon his enemies. According to SNN damnation reporter Mortalle Synne, upon … Read more
Alito’s Wife Flew a Flag for KKK & Other Causes
Alito’s neighbors suggest that Mrs. Alito flew a flag for the KKK and is an active, dues-paying member to this day. Photographic evidence reveals that Associate Justice of … Read more
