Trumpless White House Causes Downfall of Major News Outlets
With the White House now Trumpless, times are hard for purveyors of news, as their gravy train chugs into the distance. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) According … Read more
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Serving Up Restaurant Relief
This satisfying restaurant relief fund is part of the smorgasbord of stimulus plans that President Biden has cooked up. The pandemic has been particularly distasteful to the restaurant … Read more
Senator Rand Paul Filibusters Senate Lunch Order Over Carrots in Wrap
The Kentucky senator’s blocking of the Senate lunch leads to historic day at the Capitol. On Monday, Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky filibustered the Senate lunch order after … Read more
Matt Gaetz’s Stunning ‘Big Boy’ Connection!
In a shocking revelation, the FBI confirms that Matt Gaetz really is “Big Boy” Shoney! The FBI has finally acknowledged what many have long suspected: that Florida Congressman … Read more
Queen Dispatches 007 to Halt Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Interview
Exclusive Report: The Queen was desperate to stop the broadcast of the Prince Harry and Meghan Markle interview. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A shocking report reveals … Read more
Study: Daily Whiskey Bath Prevents and Cures Covid 19
The best preventative and cure is a “daily whiskey bath,” says expert from Slobovia. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) According to Dr. Reallie Schmelsbadde, head of the … Read more
‘Reputable Firm’ to Oversee Biden Racial Equity Program
World famous law firm to oversee and dispense monies for the racial equity program. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN has learned that the Biden administration has … Read more
GOP Senators Unsurprised by McConnell Flip Flop
‘Swigging Mitch’ strikes again with another McConnell flip flop. Mitch McConnell stunned much of the country when he lambasted Trump for inciting the January 6th insurrection, then voted … Read more
Donald Trump to Become President of Slobovia
The offer to become president of another country will likely prove all-too tempting. Dispatches from Snn (Slobovian News Network) In a historic vote in the Slobovian Parliament, both … Read more
Lost Book of the Bible Reveals Exactly When ‘Hell Will Freeze Over’
Newly discovered book explains when hell will freeze over and what will happen when it does. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) For centuries in Christian English speaking … Read more
