Churchill Thunders Against Trump from Beyond the Grave
‘Have you idiots learned nothing? America, your Munich is today. Stop Trump now or prepare for civil war! This is not a drill!’ – Churchill HEAVEN’S GATE — … Read more
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Trump Election Victory Spurs ‘Dramatic Growth’ in Professional Protest Industry
Well-paid ‘pro pros’ trained in protest and ‘pussy rioting’ at cynically named ‘Trump University’ NYC – Donald Trump’s shock election victory has spurred a “dramatic growth” in what … Read more
Boycott: Trump Companies Under Fire
Boycott of Trump products causes big shakeup As a result of his presidential campaign, Donald Trump has had to come up with new marketing plans to save his … Read more
Mephistopheles: Running for God to ‘Make the Almighty Mighty Again!’
‘Heaven is totally rigged,’ the Devil said, blaming an incompetent God. ‘Only I can bring back real evil and a Trump Presidency.’ DEPTHS OF HELL — Surrounded by … Read more
Donald’s ‘Trumpettes’ Ranks Dwindle, as the Unattractive Sulk Off in Shame
Trumpettes that didn’t make the grade bow out in deference to The Donald. The ranks of the Trumpettes are dwindling fast, as more and more information they had … Read more
Curses, My Media Brethren – Smart Donald Has Uncovered Our Plot Against Him!
Media plotters against The Donald are left in disarray after his incredible intelligence exposes their devious plans. Comrades: devastating news. The Donald has discovered our plot. Through incredible … Read more
Donald Trump Has Stage 4 Affluenza, Shocking Medical Report Reveals
Trump confesses he has Affluenza: ‘This is why I concealed my medical records!’ NYC — A shock report in the New York Post had the Trump campaign reeling … Read more
Trump Attacks Humor Times as ‘Most Corrupt, Dishonest and Just Plain Nasty Magazine Ever’
‘Who is this nasty editor, Jammin’ James Israel?’ the nominee demands, ‘and why does he play the guitar?’ LAS VEGAS — Following Wednesday night’s disastrous debate performance, Donald … Read more
Revealed: New Mottoes for the Trump Campaign in the Works
The Trump campaign, out of sheer desperation, will soon be unveiling some creative new slogans. In an exclusive scoop, we reveal them here for you! New Mottoes for … Read more
Condom Sales Skyrocket Ahead of Third Presidential Debate
Can the mysterious, stiff spike in condom sales be explained by the lewd debate spectacles? By now, everyone who isn’t holed up under a rock, or hiding out … Read more
