Lost Journal: No Running by the Dating Pool
Journal entry: April 3, 2011 (age 41) – Dating Pool Using a Magic Marker, I just finished writing a flier that I’m going to copy onto fluorescent paper … Read more
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Single, Childless Woman Has Plenty of Parenting & Relationship Advice
Melissa Davis doles out relationship advice like candy Melissa Davis is 40-years-old, single, independent, loving it and proud of it. She routinely posts memes on Facebook to inspire … Read more
Hillary a Big Hit with Millennials
Millennial icons give props to Hillary Clinton Rock up to a party in Williamsburg or Bushwick and you will notice that everybody is wearing something other than a … Read more
Mike Huckabee: Josh Duggar’s Only Friend
Duggar’s actions not unforgivable, says God’s choice for prez Former Chippendales dancer, Mike Huckabee, a 2016 Republican presidential candidate, has angered America by publicly declaring his support for … Read more
FIFA: From Greed and Power to a Prison Shower
Partying FIFA officials rudely interrupted Cyndi Lauper’s Girls Just Want To Have Fun at full volume, over-the-top displays of bromance, playful pillow fights — just a regular night for FIFA officials. … Read more
Local Comedian Has Lots of Successful Comedian Best Friends
Sam Anderson knows comedy, and knows comedians Sam Anderson has been doing stand-up comedy on the local level for about 2 years. He has performed at various open … Read more
This Week in Election Poly Ticks
Only 70 weeks before the election! Run for your lives, people, because it’s complete chaos out there. In the pre-summer rush to wrangle positive press, current presidential candidates, … Read more
A Letter Carrier’s Special Delivery to Congress
Neither rain nor sleet nor snow — nor even the likelihood that he’d be killed en route — could stop this letter carrier from making his appointed rounds. … Read more
John McCain Goes All John McClane
Pissed about ISIS, Senator John McCain ambushes the President On Sunday, like a rabid baboon, Senator John McCain emerged from the bushes and launched a vicious attack on … Read more
Immigration: The Beginning of the End
CAPS on immigration: It’s to blame for everything bad Californian’s for Population Stabilization (CAPS) have followed up their recent claim that California’s water shortage is due to the … Read more
