LA Controversial: “Kill the Gays” Initiative Author Offered Reality Show
The guy who put the so-called “Kill the Gays” initiative on the ballot could get his own show. The lawyer who put the infamous “Kill the Gays” initiative … Read more
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Saint Patrick: The Truth Exposed
Embarrassed, Ireland must now seek a replacement for the beloved patron Saint Patrick. The Archbishop of Dublin, Diarmuid Martin, has said that, following what he called “an unimaginable … Read more
God Resigns, Effective Midnight: Calls Humanity ‘The Edsel of Creation’
Creator eschews humanity, off to find a ‘New Heaven, New Earth,’ as prophesied JERUSALEM — God resigned today, citing the appalling murders, rapes and tortures carried out everywhere … Read more
Supernatural Special Effects for New Dream Works Production
New production gets special effects that are out of this world. This reporter recently recorded Steven Spielberg in a live audition for his latest production: Steven Spielberg: “Where’s … Read more
Westboro Baptist Congregation Scheduled to Picket Fred Phelps’ Funeral
Fred Phelps: Why did the Lord take him? TOPEKA, Kansas — Fred Phelps, founder and past pastor of Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas, is dead. His family … Read more
“Is Your Stomach Making You Sad?” and Other Conundrums of 21st Century Life
What’s on your mind, America? You may be surprised. The questions we ask ourselves define who we are as a culture. “What is the meaning of life?” “Is … Read more
The Latest Thing in Human Evolution: Interchangeable Body Parts
Economic stimulus: Body parts stores would crop up everywhere According to Genesis, God made man out of the dust of the earth and woman out of Adams rib … Read more
So God Made a Farmer: The Sequel
Yes, the Dodge trucks commercial using the late Paul Harvey‘s 1978 speech “So God Made a Farmer” resonated with millions of viewers and was voted one of the … Read more
This Just In: God Created Hurricane Sandy to Help Occupy Movement
In true Lazarus fashion, God raises Occupy from the dead Intrepid Reuters news reporters have uncovered evidence that the immense Hurricane Sandy, so huge that it was dubbed … Read more
God Gives His Endorsement Big Time
Sheer prayer volume annoys Almighty God We interrupt this website to bring you an important news development. God has appeared in the clouds above New York — the … Read more
