Kanye West Manages to Make Alex Jones Cringe

Kanye West Manages to Make Alex Jones Cringe
Actor, comedian and political satirist at johnnyrobishcomedy.com
Johnny Robish is an actor, comedian and political satirist - who is considered one of America’s most trusted sources for fake news.
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Making Alex Jones cringe is quite a feat. As the late John Lennon might have put it, “Imagine there’s no Kanye. It’s easy if you try.” Kanye West … Read more

Trump’s New Campaign Theme: Make America Miserable Again (MAMA)

Trump’s New Campaign Theme: Make America Miserable Again (MAMA)
Eric Green has Donald Trump to thank for a number of his satirical articles. As long as The Donald is around, Eric will continue to have new material to write about him. Eric finds writing satire a welcome escape from the realities of life. When he’s not trying to be satirical, Eric has been a former newspaper reporter, ex-press aide to a U.S. Senator on Capitol Hill, and ex-writer in the federal government. He's also the author of three mostly humorous books, the one he's most proud of is called Temporary Insanity, Costa Rica, My Way. For fun, he practices playing Beatles songs on the piano.You can find more about him on LinkedIn.
Eric Green

Donald Trump’s presidential candidate slogan should shift from MAGA to Make America Miserable Again (MAMA). It seems clear former President Donald Trump’s abiding wish is for people in … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Defund a Mental Racist

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Defund a Mental Racist
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard

Keep America free: Defund a mental racist! Donald Trump is the biggest worm ever to come out of the Big Apple. Trump’s Truth Social posts: A cornered rant. … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Nut Kraken Time!

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Nut Kraken Time!
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard

Time to kraken zee nut! Trump: An un-presidented criminal. Which hunt is going to get him first? Trump puts the “cult” into culture wars. Truth Social: Apps for … Read more

Clown Prince Trump Lies … In State

Clown Prince Trump Lies … In State
David Wollman lives north of the border. No, not that border. The other one. Canada. (sighs) He uses his keyboard in the struggle to give voice to those who speak goof to power, and remind us all that it takes a village to raise an idiot. David's new screenplay is a multiverse of satire, "CULTURE WARS:THE FARCE AWAKENS".
David Wollman

The Clown Prince of Politics plans to cash in on the worldwide vigils for Queen Elizabeth II. Donald Trump, aka The Clown Prince of Politics, has announced he … Read more

Anti-Abortion Activists Lobby to Arm Fetuses

Anti-Abortion Activists Lobby to Arm Fetuses
Lesley Green Leben is a humorist and writer. She holds an MFA in Creative Writing and Literature from Stony Brook University. Her articles have been published by Dan’s Paper and numerous online websites such as More, Grand Piano Passion and Medium. She enjoys playing the flute, writing and all forms of procrastination.
Lesley Leben

Second Amendment rights should be give to the unborn, say anti-abortion activists. In Georgia, a fetus now qualifies for tax credits and child support and is to be … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Dunce Fever

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Dunce Fever
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard

Trump’s looney tune gives Republicans dunce fever Trumpworld is teaming with Oaf-Keepers. MAGA demands the right to remain violent. “Proud Boy” Roger is Trump’s goose-stepping Stone. Nixon gave … Read more

Trump Rally: 2024

Trump Rally: 2024
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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A look forward to his next presidential run: hold onto your MAGA hats, it’s the 2024 version of a Trump Rally! Into the hall stream Trumpists for a … Read more

Neanderthals Protest Comparisons to Trump Supporters

Neanderthals Protest Comparisons to Trump Supporters
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard

“Unfair and untrue” say neanderthals, claiming false equivalence between them and the MAGA crowd. Activists representing neanderthals gathered today at the nation’s capital to protest “unfair and untrue” … Read more

MTG: ‘Gazpacho’ Remark About Pelosi Ruining Cafeteria Menu

MTG: ‘Gazpacho’ Remark About Pelosi Ruining Cafeteria Menu
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
JC Wade
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Marjorie Taylor Greene clarifies her “gazpacho” remark in a recent press conference: exclusive report! Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene recently ranted that Nancy Pelosi’s “gazpacho” police were patrolling the … Read more

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