Quid Pro Quo: a Poem
He thought it was a “perfect” trade A “favor” for our U.S. aid, A common method to persuade, The way our foreign policy’s made. You can’t expect that … Read more
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Are These Poems Strange? People Call Them ‘Haikus’ – What? Oh, Gesundheit!
They call them ‘Haikus’ – we call ’em good! Obama make peace, progress with Cuba, Iran. Now will Hulk Trump smash. Immigrants sneak in, quickly come over border. … Read more
Revealed: Trump Song Written for Ivana When Divorce Was Final
Trump wrote song for Ivana when he divorced her, explaining that he expects his wives to look eternally young. Here it is. It has been reported that when … Read more
Trump’s Military Parade: A Poem
The real reason the military parade was canceled Trump’s Military Parade Trump dreamt of troops in his parade, Saluting him from each brigade. Since he did defer– His … Read more
Night Prayer
Night Prayer: a poem Now I lay me down to sleep I pray Trump’s soul the devil keep. If from his sleep he never wakes I pray his … Read more
The Route Not Taken
Two roads diverged on my Google Maps, And sorry I could not go where both led And drive one Tesla – lousy app! – I looked down one … Read more
Love Sonnick* for a Trumpian Translator
The lady doth speak for the President She tells the riff raff just what his words meant Armed with a broad grin and bold jutted chin She’s a … Read more
Trump’s Lawyers’ Lament: A Poem
Trump’s Lawyers’ Lament Comey said just what they thought. It came as no surprise. “But do not tweet no matter what,” his lawyers did advise. So junior was … Read more
Please Take Donald Trump’s Phone – a Poem
Please Take Donald Trump’s Phone Please won’t someone take Donald Trump’s phone Tell him we just want to be left alone No more snide tweets in the thick … Read more
Presenting the Poetry of Sarah Palin
Some until-now overlooked poems by Sarah Palin. You’re welcome! I SHOT AN ARROW I shot an arrow into the air it came down and pegged a hare. My … Read more
