Unmasked & Shamefaced: Trump Glossary Cheat Sheet
Navigate his unfathomable tweets and rants with our very own Trump Glossary! 1st in a series (if I’m lucky). Forget your old civics class — in his measly … Read more
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‘President Jesus Trump is Christ our Savior Come Again, at Last!’ – Pat Robertson
God-crazed TV evangelist Pat Robertson announces construction of the First Church of Trump the Messiah, inside Kentucky’s Noah’s Ark facsimile. WILLIAMSTOWN, KY – Televangelist Pat Robertson announced today … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/20/17
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
March 4th Declared National Opposites Day
“National Opposites Day is a day that will live in infamy, and I’m the first president to say that,” said Trump. In a desperate attempt to move beyond … Read more
Trump: The Picasso of Hogwash
No matter which polite term you prefer, America in the middle of a lying renaissance. Thanks, Trump. The English language has a healthy share of euphemisms for lying. … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/13/17
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Microwave Takes Order, Heats & Delivers, Snapping Pics All the While
“Clandestine watching can be done via a microwave that turns into a camera. We know that is just a fact of modern life.” – Kellyanne Conway Hello, fine & … Read more
White House Intruder Finds Lost Easter Egg; Gets Purple Heart
This White House intruder was a little confused “A White House intruder was wearing a red tie, ruddy complexion & fright wig. And, had a golf bag with … Read more
Vertically Challenged Putin Demands World Leaders Greet Him on Their Knees
“‘Heightism’ is a Western bourgeois prejudice that must be addressed.” – Vladimir Putin MOSCOW – The “Kremlin Gremlin” today issued a new policy order demanding that President Trump … Read more
What If the Governments of the World Were Run Like Game Shows?
Governments as game shows In many countries of the world the government is the sole producer of all television broadcasting. They decide what will be aired, what will … Read more
