Campaign 2016: More the Merrier
The campaign race for the presidential nomination is getting crowded, but we like it that way! Got to congratulate Donald Trump in this campaign for how fast he’s … Read more
Republicans
Rumpus Chumpus Trumpus
Donald Trump: the gift of loud that keeps on blaring For all those bemoaning the lack of noise in the Republican presidential sweepstakes, it’s time to get down … Read more
Donald Trump Voted America’s Most Lovable Man
‘Hispanics love me, gays love me, the blacks and other losers all love me,’ claims Donald Trump, the flaxen-haired Republican front-runner. New York – America was overwhelmed today by … Read more
Donald Trump’s War Record
Report: McCain is a wuss, and The Donald’s military experience can easily Trump him After Donald Trump’s scathing attack on Senator John McCain’s war record the Investigation’s Department … Read more
Scott Walker Changes His Name to ‘Street Walker’ in New Presidential Strategy
In new presidential strategy, Scott Walker offers to suck Koch or anyone else on a sliding scale MADISON, WI — Former GOP front runner Gov. Scott Walker announced … Read more
On Chris Christie: Why a New Jersey Puffer Fish Should Not Be President
Better listen to the people of New Jersey: they dislike “everything about” Chris Christie. When Mitt Romney’s campaign was investigating potential choices to be his 2012 running mate, … Read more
In ‘Classy’ Move, Trump to Purchase Presidency, One Vote at a Time
Trump plans to offer $100 for every vote for him, “Proving once and for all, he who has the most money wins. Now that’s class.” Donald Trump has … Read more
Same-Sex Marriage = Same-Day Carnage
Will the legalization of same-sex marriage destroy the world, as pundits claim? An alien invasion. Labor camps for heterosexuals. Man-dog marriage, followed by man-dog babies… If you think … Read more
The News (Really) Bytes – June 2015 Summary
News bytes from the last month Jeb Bush announces candidacy for President – The head political office of the U.S. is now going back to the Bush Leagues. … Read more
Red Pope/Green Pope
The itch they can’t scratch: Pope Francis He gets under their skin like termites in a boathouse. Drives them crazier than Hillary Clinton and Yoko Ono dancing on … Read more
